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Pierre?

Shaky?

Millionaire?

DJ Hello Kitty?

Mr. Awesome?

Melissa?

Mr. Merryweather?

Tastic?

Neighborhood P. Warcraft?

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name: Pierre Louis du Plessis
age: 26
height: 6'0"
eye's: misty morning
turn ons: kool-aid pickles, inverted nipples, loud talking lushes, skanky
floosies, camo ufo pants sans glow sticks, doc martin's, knowledge of self
turn offs: white girl dreads, 85 percenters, hormonal 'roid rage, dirty
bowling ball fingers used to eat delicious bowling alley foods.
hobbies/interests: reppin' africa, traveling to africa, africa, cigarettes,
bicycles, supreme mathematics and alphabet.
last words: There is truth to my name. Roughly translated from French:
Pierre du Plessis = Rock of Pleasure


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Find yourself a date for the weekend.
If you see someone you like leave them a comment.
If you want to make your own personal ad for next Thursday send it to the.regal.beagles@gmail.com

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Shaky

name: Shaky
age: 27
height: 5'10"
eye's: Awesome
turn ons: Clean Girls with Dirty Minds... on Bikes, Barbecuing
turn offs: Mopes, Philly Car Share,
hobbies/interests: Fun, Whiskey, Bikes, Screen Printing, Novelty Finger Tattoos, Boating
last words: Balee Dat!

ONE MORE PERSONAL!!!!

name: A. Mangolatoosen
age: 33
height: 6'0
turn ons: dvda (prospect of, not actual realization) recto verso (realization ok), tautness, mao's little hot pink book in back pockets
turn offs: double bubble
hobbies/interests: contact improvisation class, tue/thurs
last words: SWF seeks male who has never made love, never seen home, doesn't like to see himself in photographs. Fall into the mirror pool with me. Here, I brought you some flowers.

Thursday Personals!

Find yourself a date for the weekend.
If you see someone you like leave them a comment.
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Milionaire Porcelain

name: Millionaire Porcelain
age: 5
height:about a meter
eyes: asians have brown eyes
turn ons: I like girls who are nice and like to play.
turn offs: I don't like mean girls who don't share.
hobbies/interests: playing video games, pretending I'm on Ninja Warrior in the baby pool.
last words: I'm looking for a play date this weekend. Maybe we could watch Ninja Warrior together.

DJ Hello Kitty

name:DJ Hello Kitty
age: 25
height: 5'6"
turn ons: red hair, computers, coca-cola, hotdogs
turn offs: techno music, vegetables, bright colors
hobbies/interests: records, djing, not-dancing, irish history, hob-knobbing, VW's
last words:Hi, I just moved to philly from LA. Im looking for a nice guy to spend quite nights watching tv with, or someone who can show me how to DJ. I really want to learn! Im sick of guys in "the industry" and really want to meet a down to earth fella.

Ralph Awesome

name: Ralph Stollenwerk, aka Pink Bike Ralph, aka Mr. Awesome aka Jeff
Stollenwerk
age: 27
height: 6'2"
eyes: crystal blue
turn ons: girls on bikes, Burt Reynolds movies (not in a gay way)
turn offs: smokers, sweaty armpit stains, bacne
hobbies/interests: gettin awesome
last words: to the fiery gates of hellllllllll....

Melissa AKA "Mudd Butt"

name: Melissa AKA "Mudd Butt"
age: 23 roman calendar years
height: 5'7"
eyes: doo doo brown
turn ons: facial hair, rhythm
turn offs: blogging, bad grammar
hobbies/interests: war documentaries, quiet introspection, writing angry letters to the government under the bare bulb in my basement
last words: during the summer of the 1,969th year after the persecution of christ; on the southeastern tip of the asian continent; in a nation called vietnam; my infantry made its way towards our camp through a dry, lifeless expanse of shrubbery that had once surely been a fertile rice field but was now littered with shrapnel, shell casings, barbed wire, and other paraphanalia of strife. each of our footsteps was ginger and solemn, as we were well aware of the mines planted beneath the arid soil. heads bowed, we made steady progress in a linear formation. with every decisive stride, we were born again; pressed into existence against the thick fog by the labor of fate, nurtured in her womb during those few seconds of gestation between paces, then delivered with each foot's landing. each new step marked a new beginning; if we were still standing, we had been spared. we were given a new set of chances, new eyes and new souls to regard our dire strait, fresh breath and a more cautious hand to wipe the sweat, rich as uteran lining, off our brows and carry on. and we did, armed with hope. the sun and moon were trading places in the amber-salmon sky. for one moment, it seemed too still. this was the sign. the sound was so profound it consumed my senses. for its entire duration, i felt nothing, saw nothing, smelled nothing, had no tongue. for an instant i was sealed in its vacuum, my spine curved under its weight. it blanketed the horizon with a totality that mocked silence. the next time i could blink i found myself in another place, not far from where i had just stood, but no longer governed by the familiar laws of the physical world. i struggled to orient myself in this new dimension. my nerves betrayed their memory. my body told me i was hanging upside-down under water, spinning in circles; but i was standing. and i was not the only one. those of us that did not loose our sight or hearing from the blast stood around his severed torso, tethered to our places by fear. we marveled at his consciousness and coherency. the steady gaze of his heavy-hooded eyes completed an expression that made him seem wise. perhaps he felt this way, for the great mystery that propels our every instinct, impulse, and passion had been solved for him: this is how it would happen, this was his moment. his mouth moved, omitting a series of strange sounds at first, until he broke into song. "sunroof top, diamond in the back, diggin the scene with a gangsta lean, mmm mmmm." so he bled into the earth, sank furthur into the elements from which he was birthed, and although we knew the words, by the time his expression changed to one of steely condemnation, we had done nothing, said nothing. we still had hope strapped to our chests, we waited for the air to initiate some change. he levelled our longing with his final words: "FUCK! somebody DO SOMETHING, even if it's wrong!"

do something, even if it's wrong.

Snackleton Nathanial Merryweather

name: Snackleton Nathanial Merryweather
age: 34, Libra
height: 6'1", 11 inches flaccid
turn-ons: having sex, cocoa butter, Olive Garden
turn-offs: the missionary position, doo doo stains.....that's pretty much it.
hobbies/interests: amateur photography, foot rubs, Sade, macaroni art
last words: SWM seeks a woman for compassion and getting my freak on. Age, weight, height, and sexual orientation not important. I'm searching for a woman, or a man who looks a lot like a woman, who wants her every desire to be met, every dream to be filled, and every orifice penetrated. I own a king size circular bed and have a large collection of DVD movies. Must like baked potatoes, Paula Poundstone, and reptiles.
"Your parents must be retarded, because girl, you are special."

Mike Giuliano

name: Mike Giuliano
age: 27
height: 5'10"
eyes: the color describes how well they work: shitty
turn ons: girls, rapper girls, girls who like pizza, girls who buy me shit, art fag girls, girls, girls who want to support my budding career as a rapper, punk rock girls, girls that want to feed me grapes while we lay around listening to the smiths, girls who do karaoke. girls.
turn offs: girls that don't buy me shit. girls that try to get me to do shit.
hobbies/interests:Gold dig' n.
last words: Which one of you girls with a paycheck wants to buy me dinner?

Andrew P. Warcraft

name: Andrew P. Warcraft (guess what the P. stands for)
age: 24
height: 8 - 10 inches taller than Prince
eyes: Starfish and Coffee (without the starfish)
turn ons: Raspberry berets (The kind U find in a second hand store), Could we go 2 a movie and cry together Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine
turn offs: overcast days never turned me on,
hobbies/interests: my idea of fun is being in a gang called The Disciples High on crack, totin' a machine gun
last words: Dearly beloved we are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life electric word life it means forever and that's a mighty blog time but I'm here to tell you . . .