HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! RALPH AWESOME turns 30 today!

Although he tells me he goes to the gym 3 days a week, Im not sure hes dedicated enough to get "Ralph Awesome" back to the strongman physique of this young buck. If you see him tonight, buy him 2 PBR's so he can get back to this Double Fist style!

Ralph is Famous?

Go to Crucial Brutal and find out more.

Booze Cruise

"the 1st Annual Brutaltron Booze Cruise....meet at The Khyber (56 S. 2nd St. Philadelphia) at 5pm for registration, $5, you get a tshirt and a raffle ticket....race starts at 5:30 leaving from The Khyber, ends at 7:30 at Moore College of Art....there's going to be 8 bars and 1 secret stop you need to stop at....at each bar there will be a drink special $1 or $2 beers, or whiskey special...the bartender will sign off on your manifest and you ride to the next bar...at the end of the race theres going to be a sweet prize for 1st place, first person that finishes with his/her manifest 100%...and there will be some raffle prizes as well...sponsors for the race are Awesome Dudes Printing, Bell's Bikes, Bicycle Revolutions, Print Liberation, Fabric Horse, Jinxed, 2by4, and hopefully i can find some more....also, at 8pm at Moore theyre having some short films on fixed gear bikes, im trying to work out a discounted ticket to see these films....and then to top it all off there is an afterparty back at The Khyber with a free keg of beer from Philadelphia Brewing Co. and a vodka special from 42 Below.....prepare your livers." - Ralph Awesome


And then I'm DJing that night at Medusa Lounge

El Toro De Oro: Cinco De Mayo +Dos

El Toro at Mad Mex tonight around 10

Happy Birthday Ralph

Way Kool Dudes for life!

Awesome

Ralph

Where Ralph Really Got His Nickname

We just got the Seal of Approval from the Awesome Dudes!

Thanks Dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_ _ _'s Weekly Tattoo Pick (vol. 5)

Shaky Vs Ralph Awesome week 2

Ralph Awesome I can't wait

Big Baby Jesus I can't wait

What do you think now? Who's got the best tats dude?

PS How's that for a compromise, Enough?

Andrew P. Warcraft's Weekly Tattoo Pick (vol. 4)

Shaky VS Ralph Awesome Edition

Shaky: Week One

Ralph: Week Three

and here's Shaky again

Who's got the best tattoos? You decide!

And remember, if you have a good tattoo give me a call or send it to
the.regal.beagles@gmail.com

Ralph Awesome

name: Ralph Stollenwerk, aka Pink Bike Ralph, aka Mr. Awesome aka Jeff
Stollenwerk
age: 27
height: 6'2"
eyes: crystal blue
turn ons: girls on bikes, Burt Reynolds movies (not in a gay way)
turn offs: smokers, sweaty armpit stains, bacne
hobbies/interests: gettin awesome
last words: to the fiery gates of hellllllllll....

Andrew P. Warcraft's Weekly Tattoo Pick (vol. 3)

Let's take it back to the hand tattoos.
(the only thing better than hand tattoos are boob tattoos)

If anyone can beat Shaky it's got to be Ralph Awesome.