Denton Tall Tales #24, the Lancaster Remix

So I hate to bite off of Snacks' post, but this brought up memories of a similar situation that went down in the area I grew up in, which was Conestoga, PA, a suburb of Lancaster.
Conestoga is a small town with not a lot going on in it. Although it is not very populated, it is kind of spread out, and there are a lot of wooded areas (where my parents' house is). One the main road, there is a trailer park, and that is where this story takes place.
It all started out with rumors of this dorky kid Mac Rieneer humping a tree as part of a game of truth or dare in the trailer park. He became known as Thumper, and it was a big to-do for quite some time. This was in seventh grade. Poor Mac was just trying to get dared into getting a blow job, but no one really wanted to touch him.
Although Thumper's nickname stuck for quite some time, the humping of the tree was not the focus of the stories revolving around the truth or dare that went down at the trailer park. Three girls who didn't even live in the park would go there and play these games just as an excuse to suck off all the boys that lived or hung out there. These girls also started flashing our bus when they would get off of it. Although the girls weren't very attractive, I was a seventh grade boy, so boobs were boobs and that was good enough for me until the bus driver caught on to the post-school peep show.
I always thought about going up to the trailer park after school. I was friends with all the dudes, and my seventh grade hormones were rage'n. Somehow, common sense outweighed biology, and I decided my first sexual experience shouldn't be in a trailer park with some lack luster girls who just sucked off 5 other dudes I knew.