Thursday, September 6, 2007

Ralph Awesome


name: Ralph Stollenwerk, aka Pink Bike Ralph, aka Mr. Awesome aka Jeff
Stollenwerk
age: 27
height: 6'2"
eyes: crystal blue
turn ons: girls on bikes, Burt Reynolds movies (not in a gay way)
turn offs: smokers, sweaty armpit stains, bacne
hobbies/interests: gettin awesome
last words: to the fiery gates of hellllllllll....

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