Burrito Club Philly: tomorrow

"BURRITO CLUB 2 WILL MEET AT 7PM WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22 AT JOSE'S (10TH AND BUTTONWOOD, A BLOCK SOUTH OF SPRING GARDEN). SCORECARDS SHOULD BE READY BY THEN." - Doug (the father of burrito club.)

"I don't have a date for this Burrito Club either, Nicole, you interested?" - Jason


(and yes, i do realize that i spelled burrito wrong)

B-MORE BLUNTS BEEF and BEER BBBBQ WRAP-UP

To everyone who attended the BBBBQ:

Hi, How is it going? I hope the rest of your weekend was fun.
You looked really great the other night. I really liked what you did with your hair and that outfit you had on was very flattering. It had been so long since i last saw you, and when i looked into your eyes this wave of emotion came over me. I think i miss you....
The few hours we spent together were magical. Hotdogs and Natty Boh never tasted so good. I forgot how funny a story teller you were too. Wow...
I guess what im trying to say is......I had a lot of fun with you, and id like to do it again real soon. maybe?

AT THE NEXT B-MORE BLUNTS BEEF and BEER BBBBQ!!!!!!........2008 SON!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, thanks to everyone who came out. I had a lot of fun and im looking forward to next years. Lets keep this annual tradition going and keep the good times coming. I love you all......

Highlights included: getting drunk, paying 3 bucks for a six-pack of natty bohs, seeing how much baltimore has grown, asking the driver of the chinatown bus to turn around after he passed baltimore and hearing the entire bus collectively 'sigh' when he did, having to return to my seat on said bus while everyone gave me the stinkeye, anna giving me a book about rats (!), reminiscing about every event that happened during my childhood and realizing that Urn was always there, hotdogs, going to the most lesbian of bars and being the only dudes in the place, watching patrick still try and hit on lesbian girls, having to go back into the bar to drag patrick out, peter and his cadillac, lance and patrick sleeping in the same bed together but neither of them remembering how that happened......fun. fun. Fun!!!

Denton Tall Tales #10

Billie Jean was a girl that I went to elementary school with. She was probably 3-4 years older than me. She had very large thick glasses and was tall and I think she was kind of well developed for her age, but I could be making that last part up because I don’t think I was paying much attention in those days. I also think that she may have been slightly retarded, I'm not sure about that one either.

We all played a game called the Billie Jean Touch. It was exactly the same as the Coodies game, except we called it Billie Jean. Lets say you accidentally bumped into Billie Jean in the hallway, well, you would have to get rid of her touch. So then you would touch someone else and PROCLAIM, “You have the Billie Jean touch!!!” You could guard yourself from the Billie Jean touch by putting your two fingers together. This would insure that the Touch would not be transmitted to you.

Billie Jean got pregnant in sixth grade. I'm not even sure if i knew where babies came from then. Whenever she would walk past us in the hallway we would sing, “Billie Jean is not my lover…..” And make sure we didn’t get her touch.