Tuesday, September 18, 2007
LL Cool APW
(can't stop, won't stop)
(more color coordination! and a new penpal?)
Andrew P. Warcraft loves digital photography.
Digital photography loves Andrew P. Warcraft.
Andrew P. Warcraft loves pictures of himself.
Everyone loves pictures of him.
Andrew P. Warcraft loves the ladies
and the Ladies Love Cool
(more color coordination! and a new penpal?)
Andrew P. Warcraft loves digital photography.
Digital photography loves Andrew P. Warcraft.
Andrew P. Warcraft loves pictures of himself.
Everyone loves pictures of him.
Andrew P. Warcraft loves the ladies
and the Ladies Love Cool
Text Message From Brannon to Zoop
"the ribbed butt plug glows in the dark and it is kind of freaking me out"
Conversations in a Senator's Office
Amy: Why are yawns contagious?
Rob: What if farting was contagious like yawning?
Nick: What if both happened at the same time?Denton Tall Tales #28
My first day on the job painting houses I was introduced to Rob. Our first conversation went something like:
Rob: Hey dude, so your in college?
Me: Yep.
Rob: You bang a lot of chicks up there?
Me: Oh yeah….you know it dude…tons. I can’t keep them off me.
Rob: Ha ha. Yeah….So you must do a lot of partying, huh?
Me: You betcha.
Rob: You ever eat shrooms?
Me: Sure!
Rob: Well come by my house after work and ill hook you up with some.
I had been at work for maybe a half an hour.
My jaw must have dropped and as far as I was concerned I just stumbled on the best job ever. I didn’t care that Rob talked to himself, that everyone else at work told me to stay away from him because he was severely schizophrenic, or that he looked kind of like Splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles. All I knew is that this guy had shrooms that he seemed to be offering to me for free. Awesome.
After work I went over to his apartment. The walls were painted black and he had hand painted pentagrams, upside down crosses, and dungeons and dragons type shit all over the walls. In the living room he had a large fish tank that was filled with growing mushrooms. He gave me about an eighth for free and told me that if I wanted more I would have to trade him some weed for it. Fair enough. I went over to his house every Friday after work and we would trade. It was a fun summer.
Rob: Hey dude, so your in college?
Me: Yep.
Rob: You bang a lot of chicks up there?
Me: Oh yeah….you know it dude…tons. I can’t keep them off me.
Rob: Ha ha. Yeah….So you must do a lot of partying, huh?
Me: You betcha.
Rob: You ever eat shrooms?
Me: Sure!
Rob: Well come by my house after work and ill hook you up with some.
I had been at work for maybe a half an hour.
My jaw must have dropped and as far as I was concerned I just stumbled on the best job ever. I didn’t care that Rob talked to himself, that everyone else at work told me to stay away from him because he was severely schizophrenic, or that he looked kind of like Splinter from teenage mutant ninja turtles. All I knew is that this guy had shrooms that he seemed to be offering to me for free. Awesome.
After work I went over to his apartment. The walls were painted black and he had hand painted pentagrams, upside down crosses, and dungeons and dragons type shit all over the walls. In the living room he had a large fish tank that was filled with growing mushrooms. He gave me about an eighth for free and told me that if I wanted more I would have to trade him some weed for it. Fair enough. I went over to his house every Friday after work and we would trade. It was a fun summer.
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