Originally Skanky
New School Hipster
Friday, November 16, 2007
Cowbell Mixtape
hi, this is becky...
i have an idea for dj barry white's new mixtape...cowbell mixtape...think of all the sweet songs that have a cowbell in it....here are some of my favorites:
*CCR, down on the corner*Beasties, hey ladies*Duran Duran, hungry like the wolf*Blue Oyster Cult, don't fear the reaper*Eddie Murphy, party all the time*Grand Funk Railroad, we're an american band*Dolly Parton, jolene*Flock of Seagulls, i ran (so far away)*Hall and Oates, private eyes*James Brown, my thang*Jethro Tull, bungle in the jungle*Led Zepplin, kashmir*LL Cool J, rock the bells*Metallica, master of puppets*Michael Jackson, dont stop til you get enough*Salt n Pepper, push it*Sheila E., glamorous life*Soft Cell, tainted love...
best idea ever...put that in your blog and smoke it
you can pick your favorites here:
http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell/data_search.pl
i have an idea for dj barry white's new mixtape...cowbell mixtape...think of all the sweet songs that have a cowbell in it....here are some of my favorites:
*CCR, down on the corner*Beasties, hey ladies*Duran Duran, hungry like the wolf*Blue Oyster Cult, don't fear the reaper*Eddie Murphy, party all the time*Grand Funk Railroad, we're an american band*Dolly Parton, jolene*Flock of Seagulls, i ran (so far away)*Hall and Oates, private eyes*James Brown, my thang*Jethro Tull, bungle in the jungle*Led Zepplin, kashmir*LL Cool J, rock the bells*Metallica, master of puppets*Michael Jackson, dont stop til you get enough*Salt n Pepper, push it*Sheila E., glamorous life*Soft Cell, tainted love...
best idea ever...put that in your blog and smoke it
you can pick your favorites here:
http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell/data_search.pl
WISE WIZARDS!
HERE are the official rules for playing "Wisest Wizard", "Wizard Staff", or "Wizard's Chess", depending on what you want to call it.
"Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard."
"Dude let's get a couple 30 packs and play some Wisest Wizard!"
Girl A: "Look at those guys with the huge staffs made out of beer cans"
Girl B: "Oh, I bet they're playing Wisest Wizard"
Girl A: "That's making me hot, let's go grab them and take off our clothes!"
Girl B: "I'm gonna have two wizards inside of me!"
In the end, everyone wins thanks to the copious amount of beverages that end up being consumed.
XXX
This is from an article in the new Philadelphia magazine about the Forum on Market St. Ewwwwwww....
"It was so dark inside that I had to wait a few minutes for my eyes to adjust before I could find a seat. There appeared to be only a handful of men in the theater — maybe a dozen — but there was plenty of action in the room, judging by the grunts and heavy breathing, not to mention the, uh, slurping sounds. Within five minutes of my arrival, a handsome young linebacker-type with a baseball cap and an Eagles jersey approached me and asked, “Can I help you out?” I said something like, “No, I’m okay, but thank you.” After all, my mother, proud as she must be to read this, did raise a polite child. As the scene played out endlessly onscreen, a couple of other guys approached me and lingered in the aisle, but nothing was said, and they walked away. Then a man, probably in his 60s, sat in the row behind me, one seat to my left. It quickly became obvious that a certain part of his body was no longer contained, and he leaned over and whispered something near my head."
"It was so dark inside that I had to wait a few minutes for my eyes to adjust before I could find a seat. There appeared to be only a handful of men in the theater — maybe a dozen — but there was plenty of action in the room, judging by the grunts and heavy breathing, not to mention the, uh, slurping sounds. Within five minutes of my arrival, a handsome young linebacker-type with a baseball cap and an Eagles jersey approached me and asked, “Can I help you out?” I said something like, “No, I’m okay, but thank you.” After all, my mother, proud as she must be to read this, did raise a polite child. As the scene played out endlessly onscreen, a couple of other guys approached me and lingered in the aisle, but nothing was said, and they walked away. Then a man, probably in his 60s, sat in the row behind me, one seat to my left. It quickly became obvious that a certain part of his body was no longer contained, and he leaned over and whispered something near my head."
Wizard Status
"Place thy freshy upon thy empty, secure with tape of duct. When thy staff ascends beyond thy head, one has achieved Wizard Status."
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