Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Return of Public School Tales

This years Public School Tales coming at you courtesy of The School District of Philadelphia, Central Region.

First off, this is the very first conversation I heard from my new class. I rolled up on day one to pick up my kids and I heard this,

"Tupac ain't dead. You seen those pictures? That's real blood in those pictures but Tupac ain't dead. It's real blood but he ain't dead."


I also over heard this on the first day.

"Lil Wayne kiss Birdman on the lips."


And finally, the first note of the school year.

"Donte
iz
gay
and
uglly
and
a
punk
by
some
body"


(ed. note: it was Donte's very first day)