Two of the Best Shows that I Won't Be Going To

So Danzig

is playing at the Electric Factory

with Dimmu Borgir

on October Fourteenth.

When I was a kid we used to go dumpster diving in the Relapse Records dumpster. Relapse used to have offices in Lancaster. We used to find some crazy shit. Old records and CDs. There were always tons of magazines. I still to this day have never heard what Dimmu Borgir sounds like (I thought of youtubing them but I find it funny that I have no clue) but I will always remember their name and remember laughing my ass off at their press photos. This one is really plain from what I remember. The other band/guy I remember laughing at was


Mortiis.

The only thing that sucks is I always thought he actually looked like that. Turns out it's just make up.