I am here to ease your fears and to teach you how to live with your disease. Together we can care and share experiences. Connect and pass on our disease so that others can understand in years to come.
Recently diagnosed?
SPECIAL is a disease that is very common.
Advice: Don't worry you are special.
SPECIAL Symptoms:
red beard, pocket T and red beard. *Actually deviates greatly from this description.
SPECIAL risk test:
Billions of Americans are living with SPECIAL and don't even know it!! You are probably wondering how you could have this disease so for a small fee of $99.99 you can have this test emailed to you.
SPECIAL Myths:
If you live in NYC, LA, SF or Philly you are immune to this disease. Clearly, NO you are not. Please call contact me immediately.
SPECIAL Cures:
There is not a cure. Telling people that you are mediocre is the first step to salvation.
WHO is on your health care team?
Iam. Together we can make a mediocre life and we can protect ourselves from letting SPECIAL get worse.
LOVE,
TYPE ONE SPECIAL
5 comments:
Lis is this your first post!?! I was wondering when you were gonna start dropping knowledge...
"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." Tyler Durden
I love hearing your SPECIAL words.
Keep it up beautiful.
Peace and love.
Yo B, you love Fight Club. Are you gonna go see Choke? I Know it's not David Fincher but it is Chuck Palahniuk.
Lizzzzzzzz, Ragin' with the 'betes!!!!
It always gets more awesome!
xx
thank you. i am always hear to help with open arms. my love will never die for you. if it wasn't for you guys my brain would not function properly and some special animal like a brindle dog would be licking up my sugary brain drool off the street. i love you.
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