Thursday, March 13, 2008

Spitz the Cat


Im surprised there hasnt been any Spitzer talk on here.
I just read that he didnt like to use condoms. I bet that went over real well with the wifey. "Hey Baby, I got to tell you something before you hear it somewhere else. I spent like 80 g's on escorts. I got caught on a wiretap, gonna lose my job, yada, yada. Oh, and i ran up in these bitches rawdog son, Booyah!"

Here are some pictures of the girl he was doing.

For realsies though, he should be ashamed of himself.
(did anyone catch that reference in the title? thats some good shit right there)

Honky Ass Crackers


Stuff White People Like

This one really hit close to home:
"For the past three years, whenever you say “The Wire” white people are required to respond by saying “it’s the best show on television.” Try it the next time you see a white person!"

Or how about this one:
"When white people envision their dream home, a key part of the fantasy involves at least one piece of furniture designed by a famous architect from the 1930s."

The Shitter


A Woman sat on the toilet for 2 years. And she also has a great boyfriend:
"I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."
Her skin grew around the toilet seat??!!!

What the shit is this? That means she ate in there? And they didnt clean the toilet for 2 years? And they either never had sex or they did it on the toilet?

Thanks Rachel!