It is with great pleasure that i announce that Anna M. will be gracing us with her beautiful presence at the 3rd annual BBBBBBQ.
As many of you know, she has been living in Serbia studying for god knows what for the last bajillion years, but she is taking time off from her busy schedule to FLY FROM MOTHERFUCKING SERBIA to come to the Bx6Q. NOW THATS THE KIND OF DEDICATION THAT THIS PARTY NEEDS!!!!! Thanks for setting the bar very high Anna! The fact that her sister is getting married the previous day is completely coincidence and i personally think that if the BBQ was not the same weekend she would have missed this precious moment (The BBBBBBQ is a uniter, not a divider).
And I would also like to add that Anna has a perfect attendance record for the BBBBBBQ. Step your game up people.
Also making an appearance will be none other than the Master Feef himself, Kyle Quarters. Kyle is making the trek from NYC, and plans to bring his A-game of fun with him. Many of you have not seen Kyle since the great Zietlow pool party of 1996 so this will truly be a joyous occasion. One word of caution to the ladies that will be in attendance, DO NOT get caught making out with another dude on Kyle's watch. you do not want to know what will happen.
Now if we can only get Peter "the rocket" Clemens to first, return an email, and second, make the long hard journey from Silver Spring, Maryland, we may have our largest BBBBBBQ turnout ever.
Remember, there will only be 10 shitty t-shirts to give away, and they are strictly first come first serve.
Also, as an added incentive, i will be buying a drink for anyone who does not see a rat.
(Google Image search "Baltimore Rat"! That thing is the size of my dog!)
To all who have RSVP'd so far, i salute you. Gracias. Your unbridled enthusiasm will be rewarded on June 21st.
LETS KICK IT UP A NOTCH!!!
