Dirty Jersey

Word up. We're playing a pool party in Hammonton, NJ this Saturday which will be hosted by the rad band Surefire Broadcast. Doug Wallen and Kyle Miller are Djing, and there'll be lots of dopefresh bands too. Check out www.myspace.com/surefirebroadcast for more info. It's going to be mad fun. Seriously. Can't wait. Love, Cor

Surefire Broadcast

August, 2 2008 at SFBC Rockin Pool Party!
Not Available , Hammonton, New Jersey 08037
Cost : $10.00

Pool party with Ports of Call (Philly), Padre Pio (Philly), Skeletonbreath (Brooklyn/Philly), Surefire Broadcast (Jersey), Hot Lava (Virginia), The Faintest Ideas (Sweden)
+ Dj’s Doug Wallen & Kyle M $10.00 donation gets you : Swimming, Food, Beer, Bands & Fun! Email us for directions :)

The Japs they just cry

Mercedes Benz's new commercial... is fucking awful. Seriously, i don't know what is worse the jingoism, the half-assed music or the lyrics.

GIL

I was worried that Gilbert Arenas was losing street cred in the NBA. Luckily, nothing screams "Ghetto Fabulous" like a 1 Million Dollar Swimming Pool.

3 fish tanks, one recessed so he can sit on a couch and look up at the fish, costing about 500 G's. a basement grotto. the stone alone cost half-a-mil.

But the best part is this mural of Gil standing in front of the White House with his pitbull.

Fat Pussies

Princess Chunk is from South Jersey. Just 2 pounds shy of the world record.

Thanks Meghan!

MY DOG FOUND SOME WEED........

...while I was walking her this morning!!!! she went right up to it, and then looked up at me like, "I think you are going to want to check this shit out". Its not much, but enough for a blunt, and its the chronic.

Someone is getting a bone tonight!