Dr. Dog was finally on the cover of the Philadelphia Weekly.
* Millionaire made it in there too.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
URN is a Dad!
Frequent commenter and long-time friend Urn became a first-time dad last night.
Leah Elizabeth Masten, welcome to Regal Beagles!
Cant wait to meet her Urn! Congratulations!
Leah Elizabeth Masten, welcome to Regal Beagles!
Cant wait to meet her Urn! Congratulations!
Wake-n-Bacon
The Wake n' Bacon is a collaborative alarm clock design by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini and Hsiao-huh Hsu. It wakes you up with the delicious scent of bacon instead of beeping. How?
A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
Simple as that. No loud noises, no breaking your alarm, just delicious bacon. Now what you need to do is keep a mini-fridge by the bed so you can toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: you can't see your penis past your pork-gut anymore because you eat two pounds of bacon every morning.
Greatest Invention EVER!?
Thanks Meghan!
Getting Even W/ McCain
I never really liked this girl but i thought this was kinda funny. Especially since I used to drink beer out of a bucket...
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