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It's 2:30 and I'm headed to the bar. I almost don't even want to say what bar because it's a horrible place but that's where my last day of work party is so . . .

Here's their "dress code".

Guys

No Plain White T- Shirts Any Time
This includes any shirt that appears to be a white tee shirt.
No Plain White Tanks Any Time

Guys - After 9 PM
No Tanks
No Boots
No Long Plain T- Shirts of Any Color
No Chains Worn Out Of Shirt
No Dew Rags
No Bandanas
No Hats Friday and Saturday Nights
No Sunglasses Friday and Saturday Nights

Girls
High Heels Worn At Your Own Risk!
Just dress to impress as we know you will.

I'll give you one guess who they're trying to keep out.