Saturday, January 31, 2009

Try Not To Faint Billy Ray Valentine, It's Moz Naked


(same goes for your brother.)

Snacks (the other Snacks)

Yeah!!!! Salty Snacks gets his props on some SF blog!!! Fuck You world!!! Philly's Awesome and you're not!!! BAMM!

Ralph's Next T' Shirt Design

Funny And (Sorta) Famous Are Also Bob And Barabara Fans

Zombies!!!

PMRC

The Parent Music Resource Center or the PMRC was founded when Tipper Gore then wife of Al Gore bought her 6 year old daughter a copy of the classic Prince Album Purple Rain. She then overheard her daughter listening to Darling Nikki and was outraged.

"I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind"

She didn't play the album backwards however because then she would have heard the "subliminal" message that Prince was trying to put out there.

"Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon." (Yes if you play the song backwards this is at the end.)


In 1985 the PMRC released a list called the Filthy Fifteen. The Filthy Fifteen was a list of the worst of the worst in popular music of the day.

Prince - Darling Nikki
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls
Judas Priest - Eat Me Alive
Vanity - Strap on Robbie Baby
Motley Crue - Bastard
AC/DC - Let Me Put My Love Into You
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
Madonna - Dress You Up
W.A.S.P. - Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)
Def Leppard - High 'n Dry
Mercyful Fate - Into the Coven
Black Sabbath - Trashed
Mary Jane Girls - In My House
Venom - Possessed
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop