One Sentence Summary: My Kid Could Paint That

The name kind of says it all.

One Sentence Summary: Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollock?

I'dda taken the $9,000,000.

One Sentence Summary: Zombie Strippers

It was everything I expected.

One Sentence Summary: Iron Man

Where was Ghost?!

One Sentence Summary: Pineapple Express

You know how Sylvester Stallone was supposed to play the lead in Beverly Hills Cop and when he turned it down they gave the roll to Eddie Murphy? Well this was like if Arnold Schwarzenegger turned down the lead in Commando and then they rewrote it for Cheech and Chong.

One Sentence Summary: The Dark Knight

Spoiler Alert!
This is the first six minutes of the movie.

It was almost PERFECT.

One Sentence Summary: Star Wars

It was 'aight.
(I watched it for the first time last night.)

Under the Cherry Moon: One Sentence Summary

"This is a great movie to watch before going out for a night on the town if 1) you're gay, 2) you're a teenage girl in 1987 or 3) you're me."

One Sentence Summary: Kids

"This is pretty similar to growing up in Lancaster in the late 90's."

One Sentence Summary: Juno

"Not enough George Michael (Michael Cera)."