Tuesday, April 22, 2008

GO VOTE!

Can you smell what Barack is cooking?

Jeff Koons at the Met


Jeff Koons has some new sculptures in the roof top garden at the Met in NY. I want to go and check them out. The Winnie the Pooh one and the Candy Heart one are so-so, but I love these balloon sculptures.

Happy Earth Day

I'm no tree hugger, as you probably know. But even i know we need to take better care of the nature around us. Enjoy this time-lapse video of nature doing its thing in honor of Earth Day.

Concealed Weapon

Vintage Metallica Tribute band

This saturday, at one of the finest pubs in Delaware County, Disposable Heroes will be performing live for our listening pleasure. I have yet to see this band play, but I have been told by a friend at work that these guys are very good at what they do. The guy I work with is an old hammer, has seen Metallica live in their heyday, and currently drives a late 80's Firebird with T-Tops. If I can't trust a guy like him to give me good information about a metal band, who can I trust? FYI, they are playing at Tom&Jerry's, which is located in Ridley Park, home to the best Hammers in our region, and my buddy tells me it is not uncommon to see some of these guys/Hammers and gals/Nails show up in uniform.

I have a feeling this could be highly entertaining on all levels.

Who wants in?


ed. note: All their Metallica selections are from Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and And Justice For All..., none of that new trash.
They also play a couple songs from Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Pantera, Slayer, Anthrax, etc...

Monday, April 21, 2008

Links and Links and Links and Links

Here's a new music blog I just found. It has a lot of metal and punk rock. There's some really good Clash live records and some good Iggy Pop.

Wii-tarded


AMAZING!
This guy turned his nintendo wii into the trippiest thing ever.
Why isnt all TV like this!?

He has some other videos where he turns the Wii into a whiteboard, and a fingertip-mouse type thing just like in that movie Minority Report. Its really awesome.

I bet he gets lots of chicks.

Four Score

If the Lincoln Presidential debates were run by ABC news:

LINCOLN: In my opinion, slavery will not cease, until a crisis shall have been reached and passed. "A house divided against itself cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Excuse me, did an Elijah H. Johnson attend your church?

LINCOLN: When I was a boy in Illinois forty years ago, yes. I think he was a deacon.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you aware that he regularly called Kentucky “a land of swine and whores”?

LINCOLN: Sounds right -- his ex-wife was from Kentucky.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Why did you remain in the church after hearing those statements?

LINCOLN: I was eight.

DOUGLAS: This is an important question George -- it's an issue that certainly will be raised in the fall.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you denounce him?

LINCOLN: I’d like to get back to the divided house if I may.

MORE HERE

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Forklift Driver Klaus

This has to be the most amazing workplace safety video EVAR!





...and to think, I was never trained in how to properly drive the forklift.

thanks neatorama!

Celebrate Earth Day with the Discovery Channel

This is an amusing and endearing promo put on by the Discover Channel for Earth Day (Tuesday). Don't forget to do something good for ma' earth on tuesday, and what ever that good thing is, do it every day there after.







Mr. Hawking's part is my personal favorite, even if his books do give me a headache.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Just curious...

How many of yall are gonna vote in the primary?
PA is kind of a big deal...

I don't mean to get all political



Stole it from the Crucial Dudes

Best Email Ever

Subject: Gorgeous man tool set to grow

Body: Kill off all opposition with your new weapon!


HAhhhh...if only all spam could be this good. Im not even going to throw it away.

This is a picture of Homer and SpiderPig that someone made by arranging folders on their desktop.
For more information and how they made it clickHERE

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Goodbye Filthadelphia

Apparently Philly's big Spring Cleaning was a huge success.

The Cleanup was the largest single day, citywide clean-up event on record in the United States.

* 2.56 million pounds of trash were collected
* Estimated 15,000 volunteers
* 186 abandoned cars removed from the streets
* 65,600 biodegradable paper trash bags were used
* 14,050 biodegradable paper recycling bags were used
* 17, 269 pairs of gloves
* 9,804 brooms

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Skate or Die

Elevator of DEATH!

Not really, but this would suck... a lot.

Garfield minus Garfield

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.


SEXY CHAIR



Thanks Ptr!