name: Snackleton Nathanial Merryweather
age: 34, Libra
height: 6'1", 11 inches flaccid
turn-ons: having sex, cocoa butter, Olive Garden
turn-offs: the missionary position, doo doo stains.....that's pretty much it.
hobbies/interests: amateur photography, foot rubs, Sade, macaroni art
last words: SWM seeks a woman for compassion and getting my freak on. Age, weight, height, and sexual orientation not important. I'm searching for a woman, or a man who looks a lot like a woman, who wants her every desire to be met, every dream to be filled, and every orifice penetrated. I own a king size circular bed and have a large collection of DVD movies. Must like baked potatoes, Paula Poundstone, and reptiles.
"Your parents must be retarded, because girl, you are special."
4 comments:
can you change that picture, that shit is terrible?
wud up cuz, i was reading your lil profile here and i found it quite funny as i was taking a poop. as i was looking at your turn ons i saw olive garden. i will have you know a man got herpies from eating there because of a skeet skeet salad. i mean thats your business if thats a turn on but i thought id give you a heads up. PEACE snakleton
im all about skeet skeet salads.
You mean Ocean Garden?
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