name: Figaro
age: If we're going by the Christian "calendar" you're all so fond of, then yeah, I guess I'm 2.
height: 20" (24" when I get my hair did)
eyes: Big and Brown--take care not to get lost.
turn ons: Chicks with food.
turn offs: Buses, fireworks, alpha males.
hobbies/interests: Napping, spooning, meeting new people, holding down my turf, intimidating fools.
last words: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
4 comments:
you quoted bull durham, so forget it.
i love chicks with food
Hey, I'm from NC
the novels of susan sontag are self-indulgent? pshaw! what have YOU ever written.
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