West Philly House Party/Show

This Saturday a bunch of bands I've never heard of (MIKA MIKO, CAPILLARY ACTION, PONY PANTS, ILL EASE, AUGUST, BROBOTS, L'ANANAS, TEAM ROBESPIERRE, ZDRASTVOOTIE, THE MAGNET CITY KIDS, THE CELEBS, THINKING MACHINES) are playing with PADRE PIO. Padre Pio is Sean and Avi's new band (you know, those guys from Fuck With The Bull Get The Horns) and Black Corey (he was in a famous band too). Padre Pio is all about Partriotism and Pizza

The show is at DangerDanger in West Philadelphia. Padre Pio goes on at 7:30so if you want to hang out at my house until then come on over.

Denton Tall Tales #7

North Caroline High School. There is no South Caroline High. It makes more sense to me to just call it Caroline High.
Half of the school was vocational. Auto mechanics, carpentry, and hair cutting. It was funny seeing the girls carrying around those heads for them to practice on. It always seemed like the girls who were in hair cutting class were pregnant.

NCHS was located in the middle of a cow farm. During class you could hear them mooing. In the warm months the smell of manure was overbearing. We also didn’t have any air conditioning. Instead they would bring in chicken-house fans and put them at the end of the halls. They're gigantic 6ft tall fans they would use to cool down the chickens. Girls complained that the fans messed up their bangs.