My New Favortie TV Show

I'm not a big YouTube video poster but when I saw Mystery from my new favorite television program VH1's The Pick Up Artist on Conan I had to post it.

If you haven't see this show do yourself a favor and check it out. It's on Monday nights at 9:00 on VH1. You know Balz and myself will be watching so stop on by.

I'm usually not a big fan of reality TV but the show is fucking hilarious. I've already told some of my friends about it and after watching their first episode they were like, "That guy's a clown. How can you watch that? I can't believe anyone would listen to what that guy has to say. I mean look at him!" They said this like they were on to something that the rest of us were not. Like they had some fresh insight and couldn't believe that VH1 would put this on TV. My friends are fucking idiots. That's exactly what the executives at VH1 want you to think. They know exactly what they're doing. You think you're smarter than a TV producer?! Check your bank statement, YOU'RE NOT!

Anyways check out Mystery on Conan and laugh with the rest of us.

Would You Rather.........part 2

This one is for the Ladies!

Dom Deluise


or

Bruce Vilanch

Bros!!

Brosieden, King of the Brocean

Would You Rather....

Sandra Bernhardt


or

Paula Poundstone

Denton Tall Tales #26

There was only one gang in Denton that I knew of. They were around when I was much younger and were really small. They weren’t a gang in the sense of the bloods or crips, they were just four Italian kids that hung out together. The name of their gang was the I.W.A., Italians with Attitude. They were relatively harmless and were some of the wealthier kids in town, but I still would get nervous when I saw them.

The most notorious of the gang, (ironically I cant remember his name) brought a shovel handle to school one day and beat up a kid with it. He had been hitting on his girlfriend or something stupid like that. He was expelled. I was in 8th grade when this happened, and already terrified of going to high school. This didn’t help things much.

LL Cool APW

(Is that a mustache I see coming in?!)

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