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Thursday, September 27, 2007
Denton Tall Tales #35
Jay Willoughby was a kid I knew since kindergarten. He had a serious learning disability, and I would say that he was borderline retarded.
He was one of the ugliest people I have ever met. God cursed him with extremely buck teeth and huge ears, plus the lankiest body ever. He was made fun of constantly.
There are endless tales about Jay, and I’m sure everyone that went to school with him can tell you about a time that he was thrown in the showers, or locked in a closet, hell, I can even remember teachers making fun of him.
The two stories that stick out the most in my mind are:
1) Someone duck taped him to a tree once and then gave him a fucked up haircut. After they cut his hair they just left him on the tree and his neighbors had to cut him loose. His hair was seriously fucked. It was like 3 Mohawks that joined in different parts, and one section of his head was completely bald. Instead of getting clippers and just shaving it off, Jay wore this hairstyle until it eventually grew out. It was endless comedy for anyone that saw him.
2) Jay once tried to make a homemade bomb in his back yard. I’m not sure if he actually knew what he was doing, and this was pre-9/11, pre columbine, and I can remember that no one even questioned why he was making a bomb. Its jay, who the fuck knows. Well, the bomb exploded in his face, and he had gun powder imbedded all over it. His face was literally filled with little black dots. It probably stayed that way for over a year. This could be due to the fact that he never washed his face, or they could have been really deep in his skin. No one asked or cared.
One of my friends named their dog Jay Willoughby.
Only 2 More Denton Tall Tales Left!!! Tune In Monday For The GREATEST DENTON TALL TALE of them all!!!
He was one of the ugliest people I have ever met. God cursed him with extremely buck teeth and huge ears, plus the lankiest body ever. He was made fun of constantly.
There are endless tales about Jay, and I’m sure everyone that went to school with him can tell you about a time that he was thrown in the showers, or locked in a closet, hell, I can even remember teachers making fun of him.
The two stories that stick out the most in my mind are:
1) Someone duck taped him to a tree once and then gave him a fucked up haircut. After they cut his hair they just left him on the tree and his neighbors had to cut him loose. His hair was seriously fucked. It was like 3 Mohawks that joined in different parts, and one section of his head was completely bald. Instead of getting clippers and just shaving it off, Jay wore this hairstyle until it eventually grew out. It was endless comedy for anyone that saw him.
2) Jay once tried to make a homemade bomb in his back yard. I’m not sure if he actually knew what he was doing, and this was pre-9/11, pre columbine, and I can remember that no one even questioned why he was making a bomb. Its jay, who the fuck knows. Well, the bomb exploded in his face, and he had gun powder imbedded all over it. His face was literally filled with little black dots. It probably stayed that way for over a year. This could be due to the fact that he never washed his face, or they could have been really deep in his skin. No one asked or cared.
One of my friends named their dog Jay Willoughby.
Only 2 More Denton Tall Tales Left!!! Tune In Monday For The GREATEST DENTON TALL TALE of them all!!!
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