Thursday, February 14, 2008

DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK!!!

Rare footage of the AFRICAN ASS TIGER eating a polish sausage. Or the worst tattoo ever.

Hawaii Chair

Rambo Death Chart



Apparently this new Rambo is 236 times better than the original.

ASSHOLE



Officer Suspended!!!

Good Luck

Crailtap Burns Philly

Snacks, I know you're on the Tap regularly, why didn't you post this? Or did you and I missed it? Either way....

Its Valentines Day, the most sacred holiday in the U.S. And if you're a dude in Philly and your single, Crailtap and Ben Colen say 'you're screwed' because, "SF has the ugliest girls in America...after Philly."

Someone wrote in to defend the ladies of Philly, but they failed:

Ben's quote about the quality of babes in Philly has prompted some to write in a "rebuttal," "I read Ben's quote about the ugliest girls in America being in Philly and was going to send an email in with plenty of examples of why we don't have the ugliest girls in America. Then I couldn't think of any, and I realized we do have the ugliest girls in America. Bummer."--D Car from philly

I know there are some lady readers out there, stick up for yourselves. And to my dudely friends, I'd like to point out that since i moved up to NY, I've visited Philly many many times. And how often have you guys come up here? Aside from Ben Jones to skateboard, you jerks have been here (with me) zilch times.

You have no idea how good you could have it. Forget the misconceptions--this town ain't so hard on the wallet. As for ladies, you'll have to go out of your way to not see an attractive one.

Jesus!




Snacks, I don't want you going to Brazil, God is apparently angry with the nation.

(pulled this from boing boing, who pulled it from here.)

Freddy Skated

FAIL Blog



The Fail Blog

THIS GIRL IS INCREDIBLE


Kanye West is a cornball.
Spike Jonze is Amazing. (I like the return of the one-cut slo-mo)
and this girl is FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
Put all 3 together and you get one of the best videos ive seen in a minute.

Happy Valentines Day

Skating Aint Easy


"Obviously your parents don't put a foot in your butt quite enough because you don't understand the meaning of respect," Rivieri says. "First of all, you better learn how to speak. I'm not 'man,' I'm not 'dude.' I am Officer Rivieri. The sooner you learn that, the longer you're going to live in this world. Because you go around doing this kind of stuff, somebody's going to kill you."

This shit had me furious.

Video Throwback Thursday

I have not been watching this clip enough the past few months. I feel that I should watch this clip at least once a week!

Speakin' Of Lil Guys....


Different strokes for different folks I guess... Gary Coleman got his 40 year old 4'8" ass hitched to a 22 year old 5'7" woman. Is it just me or does this chick look like the poor mans Molly Ringwald?

Thanks Karen

Lil Aditya

This dude is for real, peep the link!!!