I was going to post about this yesterday

but the crucial dudes beat me to it.

Public School Tales

One of my coworkers came into my room this morning and told me a funny story.

As soon as he walked in today the councilor told him that a parent and her social worker were there to see him. He goes into an office and the parent and the social worker introduce them selves. They tell him that they are there because so and so (I"m going to keep the child's name confidential.) has been complaining about what's been going on in my coworker's room. My coworker immediately asks if they are sure that they want him. They assure him that yes, they are here to talk about what's been happening in his room. To this my coworker replied that he doesn't know so and so. "He's never been in my class." The mother, the biological mother goes, "are you sure?" My coworker calmly replied that, "I think I would know, it's April!"

The mother and the social worker. They don't even know where the kid goes to school!

Two Headed Baby!

Why does this stuff always go down in India?

Sneaker Dorks vs. Fixie Nerds

This looks retarded.

Awesome Drummer

HA! HA!

This guy is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!
Seriously check this dude out.

Cinder Blocks

This is one of the funniest craigslist postings i have ever seen.
"You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that?"

register to vote.

You don't have to be Republican or Democrat. There are over 150 currently active political paties in Pennsylvania. You don't even have to join any of those parties. You can make up your own party. Register to Vote. A word of advice when registering: CHECK YOUR SPELLING! You are not a registered Fascist if you spell it Facist.

For you viewing pleasure, a list of all curently active political parties in Pennsylvania:


#66 PA FOR PEROT
ADARIAN
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICAN
AMERICAN EAGLE
AMERICAN FIRST PARTY
AMERICAN HERITAGE
AMERICAN INDEPENDENT
AMERICAN INDIAN
AMERICAN LABOR
AMERICAN NAZI
AMERICAN PATRIOT
ANARCHIST
ANARCHO-COMMUNIST
ATHEIST
BI-PARTISAN
BIRTHDAY
BLUE ARMY
BULL MOOSE
CAMPBELL PARTY
CAPITALIST
CENTRIST
CHRISTIAN
CHRISTIAN COALITION
CHRISTIAN CONSERVAITIVE
CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT
CHRISTIANS FOR LIFE AND LIBERTY
CITIZEN'S
COMMUNIST
COMMUNIST PARTY USA
CONFEDERATE
CONSERVATIVE
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CONSTITUTION
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSUMER
CONSUMER'S
DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRAT
DEMOCRATIC
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST
DMCRT SOCIALIST
EVERYDAY
FACIST
FASCIST
FEDERALIST
FEMINIST MAJORITY
FREE
FREEDOM
FREEDOM SELF
FUGIFINO
GO STEELERS
GOOD NEIGHBOR
GRAND METACOSMOS
GREEN
GREEN DEMOCRAT
GREEN DEMOCRATIC
HALLOWEEN
I DON'T KNOW
INDEPENDENCE
INDEPENDENCE PARTY OF AMERICA
INDEPENDENT
INDEPENDENT DEMOCRAT
INDEPENDENT POPULIST
INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN
INDEPENDENT-COMPLETION
INDEPENT
INTERESTING
INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST
JACKASS-ONE
JEDI
JESUS
JUBILEEIAN
KEG
KINGDOM OF GOD
KNOW NOTHING
LABOR
LABORER
LAISSE-FAIRE CAPITALIST
LIBERAL
LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIAN REPUBLICAN
MANAYUNK INDEPENDENT
MARK IS GOD
MIGHT AS WELL
MODERATE
MODERATE-LIBERAL
MUTUAL
NATIONAL SOCIALIST
NATIONAL TAXPAYERS
NAT'L TAXPAYER
NATURAL LAW
NAZI
NEO-AGRARIAN
NEUTRAL
NEW ALLIANCE
NEW PATRIOT
NO AFFILIATION
NO LONGER IN USE
NO PARTY
NON-COMMITTAL
NONE
NON-PARTISAN
NOTALITARIAN
OPEN
OTHER
PA FOR PEROT
PATRIOT
PEACE AND FREEDOM
PEDESTRIAN
PEROT
POPULIST
PRESIDENT
PRINCIPALITY OF ZION
PRIVIT
PROGRESSIVE
PROHIBITION
PRO-LIFE
PROUT
PUMPKIN
PURITAN
RAINBOW
REFORM
REFORMED
REPRESENTATIVE
REPRESENTITIVENESS
REPUBLICAN
RIGHT TO LIFE
S.Q.U.I.D.
SKYHOOK
SMUCK
SOCIAL DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST
SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST LABOR
SOCIALIST PARTY USA
SOCIALIST PROGRESSIVE
SOCIALIST WORKERS
SPLIT PARTY
SQUIRREL REFORM
SWP
TAXPAYERS
THE PARTY OF JAY
U.S. SOCIALIST
UNCERTAIN
UNDECIDED
UNITARIAN
UNITED PEOPLES
UNITED WE STAND
UNKNOWN
US LABOR
US TAXPAYERS
UWSA
VETERAN'S PARTY OF AMERICA
VOTE
WHIG
WILD
WORKERS PARTY