Tuesday, September 30, 2008
TYPE ONE SPECIAL
I am here to ease your fears and to teach you how to live with your disease. Together we can care and share experiences. Connect and pass on our disease so that others can understand in years to come.
Recently diagnosed?
SPECIAL is a disease that is very common.
Advice: Don't worry you are special.
SPECIAL Symptoms:
red beard, pocket T and red beard. *Actually deviates greatly from this description.
SPECIAL risk test:
Billions of Americans are living with SPECIAL and don't even know it!! You are probably wondering how you could have this disease so for a small fee of $99.99 you can have this test emailed to you.
SPECIAL Myths:
If you live in NYC, LA, SF or Philly you are immune to this disease. Clearly, NO you are not. Please call contact me immediately.
SPECIAL Cures:
There is not a cure. Telling people that you are mediocre is the first step to salvation.
WHO is on your health care team?
Iam. Together we can make a mediocre life and we can protect ourselves from letting SPECIAL get worse.
LOVE,
TYPE ONE SPECIAL
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