Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I Stole This From Crucial


I'm not usually one to post YouTube clips but dude is ridiculous! I don't even know what to say. "I'm gonna eat his children."

Brasil Mega-Post!!!!

Habibs is an Arab fast food spot all over brazil.  Yes that is a man coming out of a magic lamp.

majestic landscapes

I felt like wilson from Castaway.
This beach is on a little island and you have to take these little boats to sit out there.  When you order food or beer the waiter has to go on the boat and go all the way back to the bar on the other side.  


O's

Rafael
Robertinho
He put a kinetic sticker on his bike.



this beach has no waves and its like swimming in a pool.  there was hardly anyone there.

lazy afternoons
Caju fruit.  the top part is the cashew nut.


i have no idea what this is.

the different color umbrellas are different bars.

this fucker crawled across the table at a party.  i caught it in a cup.  it was scary.
This is the beach closest to my house.  Ponta Negra.  i went their almost everyday.  it is so amazing.  it has tons of bars and you can drink with the waves hitting your feet.  most of my butt pictures were taken here.  that sand dune is called Baldspot Hill.
This is the view from my bedroom window.  On the other side of those sand dunes is the beach.
delicious

ASSCHEEKS...

...are everywhere in Brazil.  Its is pretty ridiculous.  It doesnt even matter if their ass looks like a duffel bag full of dirty clothes, theyre still going to wear a thong and flap all over the beach.  Once you get over the initial ew gross factor, its pretty liberating.  All im saying is that i dont have many tan lines.
check out these butts:

If you got it flaunt it.  The lady in the chair is hot stuff.
This was on a boat.
That guy was looking too.
   
yikes!



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I like long walks on the beach.

One day we sat pervy close to the showers.  uhhhhhh.........
Possible captions I thought of for this photo:

GOT DAMN!
I aint mad atchya
Bundhas Do Amor
Ewwww....Baby
I think she is wearing a scrunchie
Loins of Fire
Crack Kills

This one is for the ladies.  #1.

Oscar Niemeyer



This is a new park in Natal that was designed by oscar niemeyer. hes over 100 years old and still working.

Holy Fucking Shit

You Need To See This!!

http://japanesebugfights.com/