Sunday, August 10, 2008
Friday, August 8, 2008
Blowjob in the Stadium
This is how they do it at RFK stadium in Washington D.C. Good for them. My last three posts have all been perverted.
Via Deadspin
Thursday, August 7, 2008
One Sentence Summary: Pineapple Express
You know how Sylvester Stallone was supposed to play the lead in Beverly Hills Cop and when he turned it down they gave the roll to Eddie Murphy? Well this was like if Arnold Schwarzenegger turned down the lead in Commando and then they rewrote it for Cheech and Chong.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
URN is a Dad!
Frequent commenter and long-time friend Urn became a first-time dad last night.
Leah Elizabeth Masten, welcome to Regal Beagles!
Cant wait to meet her Urn! Congratulations!
Leah Elizabeth Masten, welcome to Regal Beagles!
Cant wait to meet her Urn! Congratulations!
Wake-n-Bacon
The Wake n' Bacon is a collaborative alarm clock design by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini and Hsiao-huh Hsu. It wakes you up with the delicious scent of bacon instead of beeping. How?
A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.
Simple as that. No loud noises, no breaking your alarm, just delicious bacon. Now what you need to do is keep a mini-fridge by the bed so you can toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: more bacon. Toss in another piece, hit snooze, and ten minutes later: you can't see your penis past your pork-gut anymore because you eat two pounds of bacon every morning.
Greatest Invention EVER!?
Thanks Meghan!
Getting Even W/ McCain
I never really liked this girl but i thought this was kinda funny. Especially since I used to drink beer out of a bucket...
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
The Regal Beagles Turn One
Exactly 1 year (and two days) ago the blog known today as RegalBeaglesDotBlogspotDotCom had it's very first post. It's all been down hill from there.
Obama: The fine line between optimism and hubris
Yeah, yeah, I'm the only one here who think the guy is a cult of personality and little more. At least the article examines both sides...
Barack Obama no longer will settle for being president, said Rex Murphy in the Toronto Globe and Mail. The job, apparently, is now beneath him. During the last leg of his Obama-palooza world tour last week, the sublimely self-assured Democratic nominee drew huge crowds of enraptured European admirers and star-struck prime ministers and presidents, and generally presented himself “as some combination of emperor and rock star.” Obama’s hubris hit its apex at a massive rally before 200,000 people in Berlin. Declaring himself “a fellow citizen of the world,” Obama apologized for past U.S. misdeeds (“I know my country has not perfected itself”) while calling for a new era of international cooperation in which religious, racial, and national animosities would disappear. “People of Berlin—people of the world—this is our moment!” he declared. Maybe this sort of jaw-dropping presumption will propel Obama to the White House, said Charles Krauthammer in The Washington Post. But given his lack of experience and accomplishments, he may simply be encouraging millions of voters to ask: “Who does he think he is?”
As a conservative who has sometimes admired Obama’s optimism, said David Brooks in The New York Times, I’m a bit aghast myself. Before his messiah complex set in, Obama used to express a sophisticated awareness “that history is tragic and ironic and every political choice is tainted in some way.” Contrast that to Obama’s Disneyesque vision in Berlin of a world in which people inspired by his wonderfulness would link hands across borders and ideologies to magically alleviate hunger, genocide, global warming, and all other manner of human nastiness. This “hazy and unbounded utopianism” is doomed to fail, said National Review Online in an editorial, since it defies the selfishness of human nature. Europeans may applaud his call for international unity now. Just try, though, to get them to commit money or troops to Afghanistan or Darfur.
“Let’s see if I’ve got this straight,’’ said Bob Herbert in The New York Times. Obama stands a very good chance of being elected leader of the free world. Yet somehow, it’s presumptuous for him to meet with foreign heads of state and offer an uplifting vision of our common future? Rarely if ever has anyone been “so roundly criticized for such grievous offenses as giving excellent speeches and urging people of different backgrounds to come together. How dare he?” It’s not Obama’s fault that when John McCain visits foreign nations, he is so uninspired and so uninspiring.
Let me explain why we Germans are so enthusiastic about Obama, said Erich Follath in Der Spiegel. Like John F. Kennedy, he has a natural ability to inspire and unite, and is “the kind of man who comes along once in a generation.” After the arrogant, go-it-alone foolishness of the Bush administration, it’s thrilling to see an American leader who doesn’t scorn Europe or the rest of the world, and who wants, after Abu Ghraib and Guantánamo and Iraq, to return America to its ideals. Call him messianic if you like, said Hendrik Hertzberg in The New Yorker, but there’s nothing wrong with Obama presenting himself as the kind of leader who might restore the world’s respect for America. After seven years in which even our closest allies’ “contempt for Bush bled into resentment of the country that returned him to office, one would have to be an awful grouch not to be gratified by the sight of a sea of delighted Europeans waving American flags instead of burning them.”
Source: The Week (subscription required)
Barack Obama no longer will settle for being president, said Rex Murphy in the Toronto Globe and Mail. The job, apparently, is now beneath him. During the last leg of his Obama-palooza world tour last week, the sublimely self-assured Democratic nominee drew huge crowds of enraptured European admirers and star-struck prime ministers and presidents, and generally presented himself “as some combination of emperor and rock star.” Obama’s hubris hit its apex at a massive rally before 200,000 people in Berlin. Declaring himself “a fellow citizen of the world,” Obama apologized for past U.S. misdeeds (“I know my country has not perfected itself”) while calling for a new era of international cooperation in which religious, racial, and national animosities would disappear. “People of Berlin—people of the world—this is our moment!” he declared. Maybe this sort of jaw-dropping presumption will propel Obama to the White House, said Charles Krauthammer in The Washington Post. But given his lack of experience and accomplishments, he may simply be encouraging millions of voters to ask: “Who does he think he is?”
As a conservative who has sometimes admired Obama’s optimism, said David Brooks in The New York Times, I’m a bit aghast myself. Before his messiah complex set in, Obama used to express a sophisticated awareness “that history is tragic and ironic and every political choice is tainted in some way.” Contrast that to Obama’s Disneyesque vision in Berlin of a world in which people inspired by his wonderfulness would link hands across borders and ideologies to magically alleviate hunger, genocide, global warming, and all other manner of human nastiness. This “hazy and unbounded utopianism” is doomed to fail, said National Review Online in an editorial, since it defies the selfishness of human nature. Europeans may applaud his call for international unity now. Just try, though, to get them to commit money or troops to Afghanistan or Darfur.
“Let’s see if I’ve got this straight,’’ said Bob Herbert in The New York Times. Obama stands a very good chance of being elected leader of the free world. Yet somehow, it’s presumptuous for him to meet with foreign heads of state and offer an uplifting vision of our common future? Rarely if ever has anyone been “so roundly criticized for such grievous offenses as giving excellent speeches and urging people of different backgrounds to come together. How dare he?” It’s not Obama’s fault that when John McCain visits foreign nations, he is so uninspired and so uninspiring.
Let me explain why we Germans are so enthusiastic about Obama, said Erich Follath in Der Spiegel. Like John F. Kennedy, he has a natural ability to inspire and unite, and is “the kind of man who comes along once in a generation.” After the arrogant, go-it-alone foolishness of the Bush administration, it’s thrilling to see an American leader who doesn’t scorn Europe or the rest of the world, and who wants, after Abu Ghraib and Guantánamo and Iraq, to return America to its ideals. Call him messianic if you like, said Hendrik Hertzberg in The New Yorker, but there’s nothing wrong with Obama presenting himself as the kind of leader who might restore the world’s respect for America. After seven years in which even our closest allies’ “contempt for Bush bled into resentment of the country that returned him to office, one would have to be an awful grouch not to be gratified by the sight of a sea of delighted Europeans waving American flags instead of burning them.”
Source: The Week (subscription required)
Olympic Ass
NBC ran a photo essay of the hand signals women beach volleyball players use at the Olympics. It just so happens their hands reside above their asses. It also just so happens that their bikini bottoms get jammed in their butt cheeks, so it looks like a lot of them have thongs. Good work NBC!
Booty
Monday, August 4, 2008
Go for the Gusto!
Get excited my friends. Your days of swilling that piss you call Lion's Head are coming to an end. That mouthwash you call Natty Boh? About to get a shiner on that one eye of his. PBR? Fuck that shit. The archetype of working-class beers is making its triumphant return after decades in dormancy. The beer that made Milwaukee famous, the beer with just the kiss of the hops. Yes, I speak of SCHLITZ!
Schlitz, the beer with the old-time mystique, is back on shelves in bottles of its original formula in this city (Milwaukee) where it was first brewed more than a century and a half ago by a German immigrant.
Schlitz was the top-selling beer for much of the first half of the 20th century. But recipe changes and a series of snafus made the beer - in many a drinkers' opinion - undrinkable, turning what was once the world's most popular brew into little more than a joke.
But after decades of dormancy, the beer is back.
Schlitz' owner, Pabst Brewing Co., is recreating the old formula, using notes and interviews with old brew masters to concoct the pilsner again. The maker hopes baby boomers will reach for the drink of their youth, otherwise known as "The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous." They also want to create a following among younger drinkers who want to know what grandma and grandpa drank.
link (thanks Kira!)
Schlitz, the beer with the old-time mystique, is back on shelves in bottles of its original formula in this city (Milwaukee) where it was first brewed more than a century and a half ago by a German immigrant.
Schlitz was the top-selling beer for much of the first half of the 20th century. But recipe changes and a series of snafus made the beer - in many a drinkers' opinion - undrinkable, turning what was once the world's most popular brew into little more than a joke.
But after decades of dormancy, the beer is back.
Schlitz' owner, Pabst Brewing Co., is recreating the old formula, using notes and interviews with old brew masters to concoct the pilsner again. The maker hopes baby boomers will reach for the drink of their youth, otherwise known as "The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous." They also want to create a following among younger drinkers who want to know what grandma and grandpa drank.
link (thanks Kira!)
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Santo Gold Silk City & Snacks
Remember this Spankrock show from like a year ago? Just came across the video and now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was the firt time I saw Santo perform.
Snacks you look so happy dancing around without a care in the world!
Snacks you look so happy dancing around without a care in the world!
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