last night i went to B&Bs to play bingo. my table was the big winner all night. here is a list of the things we won:
-free well beverage
-2 flashlight vibrators
-2 fingerbanging things (one spikey, one ribbed)
-one midget porno
-one anal porno titled "one size fits all"
-one bottle of "love jam" lubricant
-$10 gift certificate to starbucks