Thursday, September 13, 2007

Butt Knuckles

last night i went to B&Bs to play bingo. my table was the big winner all night. here is a list of the things we won:

-free well beverage
-free special
-2 flashlight vibrators
-2 fingerbanging things (one spikey, one ribbed)
-one midget porno
-one anal porno titled "one size fits all"
-one bottle of "love jam" lubricant
-$10 gift certificate to starbucks

2 comments:

Three Time Winner said...

Last night when I got home I tossed the lub to my roommate who was laying on the couch in the living room.

Today when I got up the lub was no longer in the living room.

Gag gift or great gift?

merv the perv said...

ice breaker.