The award for the most name dropping in one post goes to . . .
Barry! for Week 3 Wrap Up!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
ONE MORE PERSONAL!!!!
name: A. Mangolatoosenage: 33
height: 6'0
turn ons: dvda (prospect of, not actual realization) recto verso (realization ok), tautness, mao's little hot pink book in back pockets
turn offs: double bubble
hobbies/interests: contact improvisation class, tue/thurs
last words: SWF seeks male who has never made love, never seen home, doesn't like to see himself in photographs. Fall into the mirror pool with me. Here, I brought you some flowers.
Power of Ten
Short film by Ray & Charles Eames. You've sat in their chairs before.
The Simpson's version.
The Simpson's version.
Denton Tall Tales #20
Chucky was a dude that bought us beer. He was an uncle of a friends friend or something like that.
We would have to go to his house to ask, because he didn’t have a phone. He also didn’t have a license, it was taken away. Before we drove him to the store, he would have to smoke some crack, and then he would go. He was the first person I ever saw smoke crack. He also had a dog that would drink beer and a very young son who was allowed to smoke weed. We would give him like 5 bucks for his efforts, drop him off at his house and then we would go drink our double deuces of Budweiser.
Once I saw him out front of the Royal Farm store and he said hello. My friends laughed at me.
We would have to go to his house to ask, because he didn’t have a phone. He also didn’t have a license, it was taken away. Before we drove him to the store, he would have to smoke some crack, and then he would go. He was the first person I ever saw smoke crack. He also had a dog that would drink beer and a very young son who was allowed to smoke weed. We would give him like 5 bucks for his efforts, drop him off at his house and then we would go drink our double deuces of Budweiser.
Once I saw him out front of the Royal Farm store and he said hello. My friends laughed at me.
Thursday Personals!
Find yourself a date for the weekend.
If you see someone you like leave them a comment.
If you want to make your own personal ad for next Thursday send it to the.regal.beagles@gmail.com
If you see someone you like leave them a comment.
If you want to make your own personal ad for next Thursday send it to the.regal.beagles@gmail.com
Milionaire Porcelain
name: Millionaire Porcelain
age: 5
height:about a meter
eyes: asians have brown eyes
turn ons: I like girls who are nice and like to play.
turn offs: I don't like mean girls who don't share.
hobbies/interests: playing video games, pretending I'm on Ninja Warrior in the baby pool.
last words: I'm looking for a play date this weekend. Maybe we could watch Ninja Warrior together.
DJ Hello Kitty
name:DJ Hello Kitty
age: 25
height: 5'6"
turn ons: red hair, computers, coca-cola, hotdogs
turn offs: techno music, vegetables, bright colors
hobbies/interests: records, djing, not-dancing, irish history, hob-knobbing, VW's
last words:Hi, I just moved to philly from LA. Im looking for a nice guy to spend quite nights watching tv with, or someone who can show me how to DJ. I really want to learn! Im sick of guys in "the industry" and really want to meet a down to earth fella.
Ralph Awesome
name: Ralph Stollenwerk, aka Pink Bike Ralph, aka Mr. Awesome aka Jeff
Stollenwerk
age: 27
height: 6'2"
eyes: crystal blue
turn ons: girls on bikes, Burt Reynolds movies (not in a gay way)
turn offs: smokers, sweaty armpit stains, bacne
hobbies/interests: gettin awesome
last words: to the fiery gates of hellllllllll....
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