Thursday, September 13, 2007

Butt Knuckles

last night i went to B&Bs to play bingo. my table was the big winner all night. here is a list of the things we won:

-free well beverage
-free special
-2 flashlight vibrators
-2 fingerbanging things (one spikey, one ribbed)
-one midget porno
-one anal porno titled "one size fits all"
-one bottle of "love jam" lubricant
-$10 gift certificate to starbucks

ASIAN SUPERMODEL DJ CHILDREN

LL Cool APW


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Shaky




name: Shaky
age: 27
height: 5'10"
eye's: Awesome
turn ons: Clean Girls with Dirty Minds... on Bikes, Barbecuing
turn offs: Mopes, Philly Car Share,
hobbies/interests: Fun, Whiskey, Bikes, Screen Printing, Novelty Finger Tattoos, Boating
last words: Balee Dat!

This is not art.

http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/articles/2007/09/13/on_and_off/

This is some OCD patient with a light switch.

Denton Tall Tales #25

The little league field was set in the woods on the bank of the Choptank river. It was located in a kind of shady neighborhood.

One day during practice, while looking for a foul ball, Patrick made an awesome discovery. Near the water there was a large green trashcan, inside that trash can was a large amount of marijuana. Like 20 pounds or more, filled to the brim. Nancy Reagan’s “say no to drugs” campaign must have had a big effect on us, because after checking it out, we all decided that we should tell our coach. He promptly notified the authorities. We didn’t take any, and its still one of the biggest regrets of my life.

When we get together these days that is one story we often talk about. “Man, can you imagine if we found something like that today……wow…” I often wonder whose it was, and where it came from. They must have been really pissed at us.

Garrincha

The best player of all time.

Denton Tall Tales #24, the Lancaster Remix

So I hate to bite off of Snacks' post, but this brought up memories of a similar situation that went down in the area I grew up in, which was Conestoga, PA, a suburb of Lancaster.
Conestoga is a small town with not a lot going on in it. Although it is not very populated, it is kind of spread out, and there are a lot of wooded areas (where my parents' house is). One the main road, there is a trailer park, and that is where this story takes place.
It all started out with rumors of this dorky kid Mac Rieneer humping a tree as part of a game of truth or dare in the trailer park. He became known as Thumper, and it was a big to-do for quite some time. This was in seventh grade. Poor Mac was just trying to get dared into getting a blow job, but no one really wanted to touch him.
Although Thumper's nickname stuck for quite some time, the humping of the tree was not the focus of the stories revolving around the truth or dare that went down at the trailer park. Three girls who didn't even live in the park would go there and play these games just as an excuse to suck off all the boys that lived or hung out there. These girls also started flashing our bus when they would get off of it. Although the girls weren't very attractive, I was a seventh grade boy, so boobs were boobs and that was good enough for me until the bus driver caught on to the post-school peep show.
I always thought about going up to the trailer park after school. I was friends with all the dudes, and my seventh grade hormones were rage'n. Somehow, common sense outweighed biology, and I decided my first sexual experience shouldn't be in a trailer park with some lack luster girls who just sucked off 5 other dudes I knew.