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Here another batman related music video.

Oh, I got a live one here!"
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
BATMAN
Get the funk up!
"Go, go, go with a smile!"
BATDANCE
Do it
Keep bustin'

I've seen the future and it will be
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN, BATMAN
I've seen the future and it will be
BATMAN (house, do it, house)
"And where, and where ... is the BATMAN?"

Do it, do it
let's do it, let's do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it

"Stop the press..."
"Stop the press, who is that?"
"Vicky Vale", "Vicky Vale"
"I like..."
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
"Oh - that's nice"
"Hi, Bruce Wayne"
"I've tried to avoid all this, but I can't"
"I just gotta know... are we gonna try to love each other?"
"Stop the press - who is that?"
"Vicky Vale"
"She's great, isn't she?"

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna bust that body right
"I'd like to"
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
"But he's out there right now"
I wanna bust that body
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah to night

"Well, miss Vale"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
"I always ask that of all my pray."
"I just like the sound of it."

"I've got to go to work"
BATMAN
"I've got to go to work"
BATMAN
If a man is considered guilty
WORK!
For what goes on in his mind
WORK!
Then gimme the electric chair
WORK!
For all my future crimes-OH
WORK!
Electric chair

Hey Ducky, let me stick the 7-inch
In the computer
HA, HA, HA
Hey, we got the power
Oh, we got the soul
Hey, we got to sho'nuff get off
To make the devil go, go

"This town needs an enema!"

"I'm gonna kill you"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill you"
SOUL
"I'm gonna kill you"
POWER
"I'm not gonna kill you"
SOUL
Let's do it
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
"I'm BATMAN"
BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Do it, do it, do it, do it
BATMAN, BATMAN, BATMAN
Don't stop, don't stop
Let's do it
Don't stop dancin'
Let's do it, BATMAN
Let's do it, BATMAN
Don't stop dancin'
Don't stop dancin'
No, damn it! Turn the music back up!
You son of a bitch!

"Have you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

Who's gonna stop 200 balloons?
Nobody!
Batman
Stop!

Wire Shorts

Via Reuters:

The critically acclaimed HBO series [the wire] has given a multiplatform launch to three filmed shorts that explore the backstories of some its characters.

The three "prequels," produced by "Wire" creator David Simon, already have launched on Amazon.com -- not on its Unbox service, but as a free stream available on the page for the DVD set "The Wire: The Complete Fourth Season."

Two of the shorts are devoted to the characters Prop Joe and Omar, depicting them as children who show flashes of their adult personality traits. A third short features William "Bunk" Moreland (Wendell Pierce) and Jimmy McNulty (Dominic West) in McNulty's first day on the job.

Hall of Stoners

Sure an Island of Lesbos is cool. What red blooded God fearing man doesn't want to see such a thing? But, does it give you street cred? No.

Which is why I much prefer my living situation.

This morning from 10-11:30 am three young men stood outside my door in the hallway smoking weed and looking out the window.



I left my apartment to go to the grocery store. "Hey guys." Nods back. As I'm leaving, Aziz was leaving his abode, coming down the steps.

He says to me, "Man I hate the cold, prefer the warmth. Atleast you can take clothes off to cool down when its hot, in the winter you can bundled as you want, but its still cold."

I reply, "Yeah, you got to find somewhere warm to stay at when its cold."

Aziz says to me, "Yeah, I'm glad you understand."

Wait. Understand? No, I don't understand you living above me not paying rent, just being sketchy. Because we're talking in a familiar manner and because you sleep in my stairwell, it doesn't mean we're neighbors. And you know why we're not neighbors-aside from the fact you don't pay rent? Because you masturbate in the stairwell.

My roommate, Chad, decided to go up to the roof a few weeks ago. It was a nice night, why not take in the view?

As Chad tells it:

I turn the corner of the stairwell. At the landing halfway up to the door, I turned right. Then I see Aziz's pants around his ankles. He was reclined on the steps. I couldn't see his hands, but they weren't up in the air, I know that. I screamed and ran down the stairs. He got up suddenly and stammered something about changing his pants because he'd just got back from Riker's Island and they gave him the pants he was wearing when he got in, and he was changing out out them because they smelled bad.

The Island of Lesbos

Last night I totally spied some hot lesbian action going down in the apartment across from my window. It was really awesome. There were exposed breasts and everything.
It was way better than Freebone's bachelor party.

Hot Chip vs. Dark Knight

Hot Chip, who are totally awesome have made a promotional video for the new Batman. Or, they just have the singer partially dressed as the Joker for no reason. Either way, this video and song are the best thing I've heard in combination in a while. I've not seen a decent video in the longest.

Once this record comes maybe I can stop listening to nothing but the new Radiohead, The Three Degrees' "When Will I See You Again," and Dancing Queen by ABBA.

Anyway, this goes out to Snacks. You're my number one guy.

After you guys watch and listen to the video, post in the comments who your number one guy is.