Brannon John--Subway Vandal

I remember a time when Brannon was the butt of all jokes. His thick skin and unfortunate choice of friends--Ben, Gary--made him an easy target. That seems to have passed. He's just the Little Guy now. A wizened business executive that flosses with hundred dollar bills.

However, when he was just a grease monkey at Switch, he was once perusing a Girls of UD calender. He was unimpressed. He said of one young lady, "She's all...sucks...looking." A classic moment in the collective lives of every loser in Delaware. Well, it appears that Brannon is back at it, striking the "I Hate Sarah Marshall" posters in New York's subway, writing "Sarah Marshall is sucks!"

Luckily Brannon won't know I've outed him. He told me at his Christmas party, "I don't even know how to look at [the blog]."