Friday, May 16, 2008

13 Year Olds Use Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers



The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I Would Have At Least Copped a Feel

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