BBBBBBQ Update #2

Yes, another one....

And theyre going to keep coming until June 21st.

I want everyones excitement levels at 11. Remember when it was the first day of the Harvest Festival, and your mom gave you 5 bucks so you could go into the haunted house, and in the darkness Annie Butlers boob rubbed up against your little arm, and you were SO PSYCHED!! No...hmmm...just me i guess, but thats the level of PSYCHTITUDE I want you to have. never heard of psychtitude? well get familiar, i just made it up, its a combo of psyched and attitude, yeah i can just make up words like that, no big deal.

Today I received a letter. An actual, physical, paper letter, hand delivered by a small asian boy, and sealed in wax. Inside this letter, was a handwritten RSVP, from none other than Petey Pablo himself. No, not the washed up rapper, but Peter "the rocket" Clemens. Peter is currently in Japan drinking Saki, getting robots to do his chores, and boinking Geishas on piles of Yen. Some would say he is living the good life. But Peter would say, "There is only one good life, The BBBBBBQ you must seek." or maybe that is what Yoda would say. Peter will be cutting his luxurious vacation short, and will be flying back on his private jet, just in time for the Bx6Q. Thats DEDICATION!

Peter has a perfect attendance record at the BBQ and there is nothing in this world, not even the most choicest amounts of asian vaginas, that would stop him from coming. (pun intended).

Also, a few folks from Philly think they might fly down for the fesitivities (my illiteriation game is motherfucking tiz-ight). Philly has a reputation as a hard BBQing town and quite frankly, we have a lot of living up to do if we are going to try and compete with Grilladelphia. But what we lack in gigantic rooftop decks, perfectly seasoned chicken legs, and state-of-the-art Grillmasters, we can more than make up for in cheap booze. Drink a 30 pack of Natty Boh and tell me if you feel like arguing about the merits of charcoal grills versus wood chip.

Didnt think so, here hit this blunt....

SO, Annas coming from Serbia, Peter is coming from Japan. Honestly, if you live in the US of A, you really have no excuse not to be at this thing.

LETS MAKE IT A NIGHT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET...OR REMEMBER!!!!!!!!