Hello Pals,
Today I received the following email from Mr. Patrick Kelley:
"are we having a bbbbbbbbq?"
Why No, Patrick, we are not having a bbbbbbbbq, we are having a BBBBBBQ. Your bbq has 2 extra b's in it, which i assume stand for bogus and bad time. Apparently Patrick didnt read any of my previous emails, which is odd, since he replied to one.
So, since some of you could not understand my writing, let me reiterate.
YES, WE ARE HAVING A BBBBBBQ. It will be on June 21st, 2008. At Jon's house. Sheeeesh....
Ive been working on scheduling and event planning and so far it looks something like this:
10am- Registration and Meet-n-Greet, followed by a continental breakfast
11am- Commencement Speech by Former Mayor Kurt Schmoke
11am- "The Tapping of the Keg Ceremony" (similar to the the first pitch in baseball) featuring Sisqo
12pm- Grillin', Eatin', Drinkin' (this will continue throughout the day)
1pm- The lighting of the first Blunt (sponsored by M&T bank)
2pm- Jon Waters will be reciting passages from Edgar Alan Poe's "The Raven"
3pm- The cast of Hairspray will be making a short appearance, and will perform a scene from their Tony Award winning play.
4pm- The lighting of the second Blunt
5pm- The lighting of the third Blunt
7pm- Ray Lewis face-painting and craft table hour
8pm- The running of the rats
9pm- Potato Sack Races (sponsored by UTZ crab chips)
10pm- Frank Zappa will be on the mainstage playing a cover of "Cotton Eye Joe"
11pm- "Meet the O's" featuring Larry Sheets and Joe Orsulak
12pm- The Natty Boh Power Hour
As you can see, we have quite a day planned, and this is only the tip of the iceberg. Make sure you get there early, because parking will be limited. Also you may want to bring blankets and/or lawn chairs.
Have you ever been to the HFStival? Lollapalooza? Oz-Fest? The Warped Tour? Woodstock? Burning Man? Well, this is going to be exactly like none of those.
PSYCHTITUDE!!!
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