Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Denton Tall Tales #24

Dawn was the first girl I knew who gave blowjobs. We were in 7th grade when I first heard. I’m not sure when she first started. She gave them out to all of the cool dudes and then we would all gather in the library or in the locker room and they would tell us what it was like. I’m not even sure if I had pubes then, but I wanted to hear all about it. She wasn’t very attractive but she was slutty and I guess that’s all that really mattered.

Around the same time I heard her talking to one of her girlfriends about how she hated to poop, and would drink Pepto Bismal to make herself constipated. I was really grossed out. I was never cool enough or fat enough for her to give me a BJ, but I don’t think I would have wanted one anyway.

2 comments:

FistedSister said...

so i just finished reading all of these stories and everything you ever said since i have known you now makes perfect sense.

it's hard to leave comments on this shit. everything is in fucking korean.

-G McD

Snaxxx said...

what can i say, im a product of my environment.

when are you coming back retard?