A new place to get my pubes trimmed.
What? You go to a fancy spa?
I just go to My Dick Barber.
Then we went into a little gift shop that had some weird stuff. When I was taking a picture of this, the lady that worked there said, "I'll charge you for taking pictures." I replied, "As long as it is a reasonable rate, I don't mind." She then said, "I don't want you taking a picture taking it home and then trying what you see."
My roommate the Good Doctor, Alan Watts, was a little shocked by what he saw in the store.