Memorial Day BBQ's

Here's some of the randumb pics I took this weekend.

Something really funny just happened out of the frame.

Aodh may or may not one day be periodical famous but he definitely did drink a whole bottle of champagne from the bottle.

Saw this in the bathroom at Tech Lab. It reminded my of the Kentucky days.


Barious was this close.




Indiana Juston

Dope ish/New ish!!!

Download this track!
I'm pretty sure I've posted about at least a few xxxchange tracks on here before but when he remixed "Birdman" w/ "Rick Ross" and it's really good! This 100 million is a mix with a Justice track which sampled some "horror" track, help me out here Snacks... I heard it before the original and I like it waaaaay better. I played this at Dance Right/La Cita a few weeks ago, and will prolly play it at 700 this weekend(hint).
Check out http://fullyfitted.blogspot.com to get this stuff from the source...

Word on the Steet

is that Barry is back in town. Let's just up this guy

and not this guy

shows up. Or at least this guy

I don't know if you guys watch Entourage

but I do and here it is.

Public School Tales

Confiscated Note
"Is yall real cuzin's or yall Just
tell people that cause I, am not
even goin to say it

We just tell people that.
why?

Cause yall do everything together
yall can be cuzin's bu yall ack
like yall dikes.

At least I'm not a one abe or a faget or
a man whore not everybody
say it who said it and don't
lie cause when u lie your
eybrows go up and u will go to
helllllllllllll.!!!!!!"

Gas or Guns?

In a move certain to generate both controversy and publicity, a new and used car dealer in Butler, Missouri, is offering his customers a choice between two sales incentives with their vehicle purchase: $250 in gasoline or a free semi-automatic handgun.

"We got high gas prices, theft, carjackings, innocent people getting hurt," Walter Moore, from Max Motors, told KMBC-TV. It seems the resourceful dealer is offering car buyers a solution for it all -- and the gun is proving to be the popular choice with 80 percent of his customers choosing the firearm over free fuel. As expected, not everyone is happy. Considering most of his customers already own guns, Moore doesn't understand why people's feathers are getting all ruffled. Customers who choose the semi-auto pistol over the gas are handed a certificate that must be redeemed, after the requisite forms and background check are complete, at a local gun shop. This, of course, keeps the local police much happier.

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BBBBBBq!!!!!!!

Hello Brethren,

It is my honor and duty to remind you that the 3rd Annual Bmore Beer Beef & Blunts BBQ (thats 6 B's) is fast approaching. June 21st to be exact.

This year I want to have the most rip-roaring bbq of all time. Quite frankly, last years turnout was a lil' weak (Jon, im looking at you) but lets not let that happen again. so to insure a good turnout, i have decided to make some t-shirts commemorating the event. they will be super limited, exclusive, hand numbered and signed and you will be one of only ten people to own it. thats right, there will only be ten and once they are gone, they are gone FOREVER!!! "well, how do i get my hands on one of these tees" is a question i hear frequently, my reply is usually, "GO TO THE BBBBBBQ!!!!"

OK, so June 21st, i know youre going to be there, so im not going to bang you over the head any longer.


So, you may have a few questions about this BBBBBBQ, and i will attempt to answer them with this helpful Bx6Q FAQ.

What is the purpose of the BBBBBBQ?

The bbbbbbq is a way for friends from baltimores past and present to get together and do what baltimorians do best, get hammered and crack on each other.

What should i bring to this event?

-bring some beef, beer, and blunts fool! didnt you even read the fucking title. i think someone should step their game up though and buy some crabs or make a covered dish.
Also i would love to see some creative forms of recreation brought. Have a CRAZY hat that you have just been dying to wear? bring that fucker! Got a slippin slide collecting dust in your garage? Why the fuck not! Actually jon doesnt have a yard so the slipping slide would not work, but you get the point.

Am I allowed to get wasted?

Hell yeah! thats the point. you may also get blitzed, zooted, rampaged, blottoed, and retarded.

Will there be girls at this party?

I doubt it. but i think i am bringing one, and possibly my dog, but i guess technically she is a bitch. i would like to see a much better turnout, i dont mind strangers as long as they have baltimore in their minds and hearts. or they have at least seen one epsiode of 'the wire' or 'Roc'.

Where is this party located?

In the heart of scenic downtown Fells Point, located conveniently off an expressway of some sort.

Will there be an afterparty?

What the fuck kind of question is that?!! no seriously, a-hole. of course there will be an after party! it is going to be at a secret location that will be announced around 10pm on June 21st. Depending on the various states of drunkeness that we will undoubtably be in, i am proposing the following options: Club Charles, The Ottobar, One of the hundreds of bars conveniently located outside of Jon's front door, Hammerjacks, Bob & Barbara's, or Jon's couch.

I hope to see all of you there!! LETS DO THIS!!!!

Crazy Ass Bitch

REMIX!!

The House of One Billion Dollars

This past week Mukesh Ambani, thanks to a big jump in the Indian stock market, was handed the title of “Richest Man in the World” but sadly for him a day later it turned out to be a miscalculation.
Even so, Ambani’s correct net worth is estimated in the $50 Billion range, ranking him comfortably in the world’s top 5 richest men.
What does someone with $50 Billion do when they need new digs?
Build a billion dollar home of course! According to the plan, the house will rise to a height of 173.12 meters, equivalent to that of a regular 60-storeyed residential building. However, Antilia will have only 27 storeys in all, which means each floor will have a ceiling considerably higher than the current average of nearly three meters.

Six floors for parking
The first six floors will be reserved for parking alone, and that too for cars belonging only to Mukesh’s family. Space for a total of 168 ‘imported’ cars has been earmarked here.

Floor for car maintenance
Sources said the Ambanis would prefer to have all their cars serviced and maintained at an in-house service centre. This centre will be set up on the seventh floor.

Entertainment floor
The eighth floor will have an entertainment centre comprising a mini-theatre with a seating capacity of 50.

Balconies with gardens
The rooftop of the mini-theatre will serve as a garden, and immediately above that, three more balconies with terrace gardens will be independent floors.

The ‘health’ floors
While the ninth floor will a ‘refuge’ floor - meant to be used for rescue in emergencies - two floors above that will be set aside for ‘health.’ One of these will have facilities for athletics and a swimming pool, while the other will have a health club complete with the latest gym equipment.

For guests
There will be a two-storeyed glass-fronted apartment for the Ambani family’s guests above the health floors. One more refuge floor and one floor for mechanical works will be built on top of these apartments.

Family
The four floors at the top, that will provide a view of the Arabian Sea and a superb view of the city’s skyline, will be for Mukesh, his wife Neeta, their three children and Mukesh’s mother Kokilaben.

Air space floor
According to the plan, two floors above the family’s residence will be set aside as maintenance areas, and on top of that will be an “air space floor,” which will act as a control room for helicopters landing on the helipad above.

Helipad
The plan states that three helipads are to be built on the terrace.

The place will require 600 full time staff to keep it running on a day to day basis!

It's Fun To Do Bad Things! Hood Rat Stuff...

Mic Tastic

Mic has a new band called Young Turks.

Check out their first review here.

and by the way Tastic you still owe me some CD's. and isn't it about time you came to philly? School's over bitch!

Rastobama

Snacks, you missed it!

It.

I took a shit!

I know i have been on the pot for a while taking all kinds of non-sense about getting a motorcycle. well... i did it. lets get this gang started!


2007 Triumph Scrambler

APW's Ipod

Shocking Blue: Send me a Postcard

Get the single here.

More Graffiti

43rd and Walnut

Stop Gun Violence in Philly!

Save our young bulls (bols)!

People in Glass Houses.....

OP-ED piece in the Washington Post.

Didnt Cindy McCain just say THIS last week?

13 Year Olds Use Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I Would Have At Least Copped a Feel

Serioulsly?

No IronMan talk on here? And I thought, you guys were nerds, w.t.f.!?! I've seen this twice since it came out and I'd see it again with-out hesitation! What's Ballzman think of this? That's my question! When we asked Ballz what superpower he would choose given the option, he was deadly serious in his response(even-though we never got a straight answer). Seriously if you havent checked it yet do yourself a favor, Robert Downery Jr. kills it... I know this shit doesnt need my help but whatever I'm looking out for you nerds. They had the Audi R8 and the suit from the movie at the theater in Hollywood, the suit was whatever but man that car is mean!
Catch this while it's on the big screen.


The audi R8 on "Top Gear" for good measure!

Graffiti that doesn't suck

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Stole this shit from the Bad Luxury blog. Blog Beef!

Pube$ + Camera = Nonsense

Just incase you don't check the Obey blog often...
Pube$ was really on his A-game for this one.


Also I'll be back in Philly next Thursday!
Bring it bitches!

Mid Century Modern skateboard furniture

I found this site, and it's a pretty cool idea, although most of the products are better in theory.

I think this is the best piece they have.


I like the idea of having furniture made with skateboards, but i don't think it has to look like it was made with skateboards. Unfortunately, I don't think they feel the same way.

you can see the whole collection here:
http://www.skatestudyhouse.com/html/home.html

Song subtitled for the hard of hearing by the hard of hearing

thanks neatorama!

Subaru does Sexy

play with yourself

it is pretty slow at work right now. games help me pass the time. after playing this game i found that i quite like playing with myself, even in the office.

DOGS PLAYING PEOPLE

This is crazy!

More Fuck

NEW YORK — Veteran news anchor Sue Simmons says she's "truly sorry" for blurting out a curse word on live television.

WNBC-TV's Sue Simmons dropped the bomb when the wrong footage was aired as she did a teaser for the 11 p.m. newscast on Monday.

The screen went momentarily blank following the gaffe.

Later, during the newscast, Simmons apologized for using "a word that many people find offensive. It was a mistake I made and I'm truly sorry."

FUCKING

Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

Public School Tales

Confiscated Notes:
Note #1:
"I don't like L she is a
trader and nlihya don't either
don't say nothing or show her
this for real and she tring to go
with you.

Note #2:
"Jovan Dawg's I had the greatest weekend Me and
avanna is getting pretty serouis why because she
Kissed me and said she love me and that made me feel
special but are whole relationship is a lie i have
an whole new life wit her was born 1997 June 2 but
wit her i was born 1994 June 11 but i will tell
her after June 11 because as you Kniow im getting
so ussy ya dig but i cant fuck her like i want
to and it wouldn't have any effect on her but she will
turn me out real chicken because im a fuckin virgin
and she not so what should i do my nigga's and
No im not telling her my real age yet."

Kaws circa 97

I always liked the bus-stop stuff...

Oil is a zero profit industry

Spank Rock's New Video

Raiders

This looks amazing!!!



I want to go see the documentary when it comes out!

Sea Slugs

With a name like that you wouldn't expect them to look like this:

Poppin Collars

Fuck just one collar. thats for pussies, bro. i pop 23 at a time son.

Stabbin Cabin

Louis Kahn's HOuse in Chestnut Hill is for sale next month. A cool 2.3 million. I think its totally worth it. This is a really amazing house.

midget face slide

because it is always funnier when done by little people

El Toro De Oro: Cinco De Mayo

Last night I say Ralph's band El Toro De Oro finally.
They played at the Cinco de Mayo fest outside of Mad Mex. They reminded me of The Murder City Devils. Ralph will probably take that as a big complement. Snacks and I went to see Shnozola. They were supposed to go on at 7:00 but got pushed back because they were deemed too vulgar. We were there way before 7:00 but we ended up missing them because we were at the bar.

PBR 4 Life

SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. — Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he’s got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.

“I actually fit, because I got in here,” said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn’t plan on needing it anytime soon, though.

He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin – designed in Pabst’s colors of red, white and blue – with ice and his favorite brew.

“Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?” said Bramanti’s daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.

21st and South - 5/2/08

Red Bull Soapbox Race

Anyone want to go in on a soapbox derby racer? Red Bull is sponsoring a soapbox race down "The Wall" in Manayunk. The race is in September, but teams need to apply by mid-June. I have a garage we can use to build our cart.

Hit me up if you want in!

AARON ROSE

WOW!

Wilford Brimley

Quaker Oats.
Post Master General.
Anyone ever see the movie Remo Williams?

Lesbos

Wait? If you live on the island of Lesbos, you refer to yourself as a LESBIAN?

Team Brutaltron

Team Brutaltron is once again doing the ACS ride help us raise more money that last year.



I'm pretty sure that most of us have known someone that has been affected by cancer, and i think all of us would be pretty siked if someone out there could find a cure, but without proper funding that won't happen. so here's a chance for everyone to help out and make funds available to find a cure.



Thank you for listening and please Repost

Shaky and Team Brutaltron



..CFP FY08 PA Philly Bike-a-thon......

(This is from Shaky's MySpace bulletin)

Balz wanted me to post this

glumbert - Hip Hop Violin

Brand new Mazdas destroyed

And by brand new, I mean less than 10 miles on the odometer and not a single one had yet seen a showroom floor. The cars were being brought state-side on a frieght ship. Near the California coast the ship began to list at a 60 degree angle for an entire week before it could be righted. On that ship were 4703 Mazdas and 100 Isuzus.

Becuase no one knew what kind of damage or stress a car would sustain from that week long abuse, Mazda made the decision to destroy all vehicles on the vessel. Offers were made for the vehicles, everything from shop teaching aids and vehicle extraction training to movie stunt cars and racing. Mazda's fear was that some of these cars would make their way into the buying market, resulting in lawsuits for faulty equipment the ruining Mazda's reputation as well as embrioling Mazda in endless lawsuits.

I'm a car junkie and Mazda enthusiast. It breaks my heart to see all these Mazdas be destroyed; the Isuzus... well they would probably be in the scrap yard sooner rather than later anyway.

VELOCITY B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, it appears our friend Pubes has a pair of brass ones, and here's the flyer to prove it. No more of that DJ AVID, DJ ALPEN, or whatever bullshit name Barry tried to come up with for himself. I am not exactly sure who came up with the nickname, "Velocity B", although I know it comes from his bmx days, so it could be John Cross or some of his co-workers at Bike Line who came up with this marvelous name. Either way, the flyer is printed, and there's no turning back now!

Smell Yo Dick

I think this is serious...

Baltimore Auto Sales

Tropic Thunder

We made Super Bad a huge hit. Let's make Tropic Thunder a hit too.