(click to enlarge)
PS My first girlfriend is in most of the pics too. See if you can guess which one she is.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Throowback Thursday
See if you can find me in all 7 years of elementary school.
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PS My first girlfriend is in most of the pics too. See if you can guess which one she is.
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PS My first girlfriend is in most of the pics too. See if you can guess which one she is.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Ahhh....Maureen
I was feeling Maureen Dowd's OP-ED in the NY times this morning.
But really i just wanted an excuse to post her incredibly sexy picture. GRRrrrrrr....
Snacks' advice for Barry, Life
I'm super late with this one but i just found it on my computer and the advice still holds true.
New Mixtape for download, Steady Humpin!
Here it is... The follow up to Skanky Floozies, and this time it's the Fellas turn to sing about doing it...
I'd say about 90% New Jack Swing, Teddy Riley would be proud!
Download it! "Steady Humpin"
(The only good thing about working nights this week, is that I can finally post this nonsense! It's been done for 2 months...)
I'd say about 90% New Jack Swing, Teddy Riley would be proud!
Download it! "Steady Humpin"
(The only good thing about working nights this week, is that I can finally post this nonsense! It's been done for 2 months...)
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Jeff Koons at the Met
Jeff Koons has some new sculptures in the roof top garden at the Met in NY. I want to go and check them out. The Winnie the Pooh one and the Candy Heart one are so-so, but I love these balloon sculptures.
Happy Earth Day
I'm no tree hugger, as you probably know. But even i know we need to take better care of the nature around us. Enjoy this time-lapse video of nature doing its thing in honor of Earth Day.
Vintage Metallica Tribute band
This saturday, at one of the finest pubs in Delaware County, Disposable Heroes will be performing live for our listening pleasure. I have yet to see this band play, but I have been told by a friend at work that these guys are very good at what they do. The guy I work with is an old hammer, has seen Metallica live in their heyday, and currently drives a late 80's Firebird with T-Tops. If I can't trust a guy like him to give me good information about a metal band, who can I trust? FYI, they are playing at Tom&Jerry's, which is located in Ridley Park, home to the best Hammers in our region, and my buddy tells me it is not uncommon to see some of these guys/Hammers and gals/Nails show up in uniform.
I have a feeling this could be highly entertaining on all levels.
Who wants in?
ed. note: All their Metallica selections are from Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and And Justice For All..., none of that new trash.
They also play a couple songs from Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Pantera, Slayer, Anthrax, etc...
I have a feeling this could be highly entertaining on all levels.
Who wants in?
ed. note: All their Metallica selections are from Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, and And Justice For All..., none of that new trash.
They also play a couple songs from Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Pantera, Slayer, Anthrax, etc...
Monday, April 21, 2008
Links and Links and Links and Links
Here's a new music blog I just found. It has a lot of metal and punk rock. There's some really good Clash live records and some good Iggy Pop.
Wii-tarded
AMAZING!
This guy turned his nintendo wii into the trippiest thing ever.
Why isnt all TV like this!?
He has some other videos where he turns the Wii into a whiteboard, and a fingertip-mouse type thing just like in that movie Minority Report. Its really awesome.
I bet he gets lots of chicks.
Four Score
If the Lincoln Presidential debates were run by ABC news:
LINCOLN: In my opinion, slavery will not cease, until a crisis shall have been reached and passed. "A house divided against itself cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Excuse me, did an Elijah H. Johnson attend your church?
LINCOLN: When I was a boy in Illinois forty years ago, yes. I think he was a deacon.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you aware that he regularly called Kentucky “a land of swine and whores”?
LINCOLN: Sounds right -- his ex-wife was from Kentucky.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why did you remain in the church after hearing those statements?
LINCOLN: I was eight.
DOUGLAS: This is an important question George -- it's an issue that certainly will be raised in the fall.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you denounce him?
LINCOLN: I’d like to get back to the divided house if I may.
MORE HERE
LINCOLN: In my opinion, slavery will not cease, until a crisis shall have been reached and passed. "A house divided against itself cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure permanently half slave and half free.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Excuse me, did an Elijah H. Johnson attend your church?
LINCOLN: When I was a boy in Illinois forty years ago, yes. I think he was a deacon.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you aware that he regularly called Kentucky “a land of swine and whores”?
LINCOLN: Sounds right -- his ex-wife was from Kentucky.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why did you remain in the church after hearing those statements?
LINCOLN: I was eight.
DOUGLAS: This is an important question George -- it's an issue that certainly will be raised in the fall.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you denounce him?
LINCOLN: I’d like to get back to the divided house if I may.
MORE HERE
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Forklift Driver Klaus
This has to be the most amazing workplace safety video EVAR!
...and to think, I was never trained in how to properly drive the forklift.
thanks neatorama!
...and to think, I was never trained in how to properly drive the forklift.
thanks neatorama!
Celebrate Earth Day with the Discovery Channel
This is an amusing and endearing promo put on by the Discover Channel for Earth Day (Tuesday). Don't forget to do something good for ma' earth on tuesday, and what ever that good thing is, do it every day there after.
Mr. Hawking's part is my personal favorite, even if his books do give me a headache.
Mr. Hawking's part is my personal favorite, even if his books do give me a headache.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Best Email Ever
Subject: Gorgeous man tool set to grow
Body: Kill off all opposition with your new weapon!
HAhhhh...if only all spam could be this good. Im not even going to throw it away.
Body: Kill off all opposition with your new weapon!
HAhhhh...if only all spam could be this good. Im not even going to throw it away.
This is a picture of Homer and SpiderPig that someone made by arranging folders on their desktop.
For more information and how they made it clickHERE
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Goodbye Filthadelphia
Apparently Philly's big Spring Cleaning was a huge success.
The Cleanup was the largest single day, citywide clean-up event on record in the United States.
* 2.56 million pounds of trash were collected
* Estimated 15,000 volunteers
* 186 abandoned cars removed from the streets
* 65,600 biodegradable paper trash bags were used
* 14,050 biodegradable paper recycling bags were used
* 17, 269 pairs of gloves
* 9,804 brooms
The Cleanup was the largest single day, citywide clean-up event on record in the United States.
* 2.56 million pounds of trash were collected
* Estimated 15,000 volunteers
* 186 abandoned cars removed from the streets
* 65,600 biodegradable paper trash bags were used
* 14,050 biodegradable paper recycling bags were used
* 17, 269 pairs of gloves
* 9,804 brooms
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Garfield minus Garfield
Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.
MARIO
This is a video of a remote control car playing the theme song to Mario Bros on glass bottles.
HUH??
HUH??
Monday, April 14, 2008
BUSTER MARTIN
Buster Martin is one of them most amazing humans ever.
First of all, he is 101 years old. Keep that in mind while reading the list of his other accomplishments:
-Father of 17 children
-Englands oldest worker (He cleans vans)
-Refused to take the day off on his 100th birthday
-Last year he called in sick. His first time in 90 years.
-He is in a band called The Zimmers. They reached #28 on the UK singles chart in May with a cover of The Who's "My Generation". The combined age of the entire band is over 3,000 years old.
-Was on the local news in 2007 for fending off an attack by some youth. "I hit one in the groin and kicked another one".
But perhaps his greatest accomplishment was running in the 2008 London Marathon, finishing in just over 7 hours!
He ran his first marathon when he was 100 years old! His motivation was to show that old people could still do stuff.
The craziest part is his training routine. He doesnt drink water. Instead he goes to his local pub and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes. HE DRINKS 14 PINTS OF BEER AND SMOKES 14 CIGARETTES A DAY!!
SHEP
Shepard Fairey just designed covers for the new penguin editions of 1984 and Animal Farm. Take A Look.
I would have been so stoked if the the teacher handed me these when i was in high school.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Big Brown's Birthday Bash Blowout
By the time I made it to the party the police had already shut it down. I did see this however.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Winged Cats
Weird Article about cats that form wings.
Its usually from matted fur that develops during shedding. Some of the pictures are funny:
Its usually from matted fur that develops during shedding. Some of the pictures are funny:
Gorilla Suit Making Workshop!!!!
This is fucking awesome!
Its a 2-day workshop in West Chester Pa. Its completely serious. They provide all of the materials. Afterward everyone is encouraged to wear their suites and crash a high society soiree. Im dead serious. I think it sounds like a lot of fun. Whos with me?!!!
Its a 2-day workshop in West Chester Pa. Its completely serious. They provide all of the materials. Afterward everyone is encouraged to wear their suites and crash a high society soiree. Im dead serious. I think it sounds like a lot of fun. Whos with me?!!!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Bridge for Boats
I have no idea where this is but its so incredible. Its a bridge for boats.
Thanks Dad!
Throowback Thursday
In 2003 (i think) R. Sean, Aodh, and I flew to Eugene, Oregon to meet up with Chris Shea. (click on an image to make it big)
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Take this test!!!
I moved again, and have no internet again so I'm just gonna drop youtube clips and dumb links on ya, until I get my act together...
Wow....
Wow....
Were you working?
Because you won't be once you start this game up.
Use your pen to create boxes, circles, and triangles to push the ball. Physics is in play and this game is addicting.
Use your pen to create boxes, circles, and triangles to push the ball. Physics is in play and this game is addicting.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
WHAT WHAT!!!!
This is what i listen to when i go to the gym:
Bwaahhhhahaha! This video is one of most watched videos in internet history or something crazy like that.
Bwaahhhhahaha! This video is one of most watched videos in internet history or something crazy like that.
Car porn
You all know how I feel about BMW, but this advertisement is amazing.
There is no CGI, no computer tom-foolery. The advertising firm IdeaCity melded high-tech wizardry with old-school filmmaking to create an absolutely beautiful ad for BMW's new M3.
The edifice for the spot began with a tour of BMW's M facility in Munich, where the IdeaCity crew studied the inner workings of the M3's 4.0-liter V8. They had three complete engines shipped out to Belgium, where manifolds were cut, cylinders were shaved and lighting holes were drilled to mount special cameras, lenses and lights. After two weeks of intensive study and preparation, the team took another four, 20-hour days to film what happens inside the 420 hp mill during a single revolution. The completed spot was filmed at 10,000 frames-per-second and doesn't utilize any form of computer-generated effects.
(from Autoblog)
There is no CGI, no computer tom-foolery. The advertising firm IdeaCity melded high-tech wizardry with old-school filmmaking to create an absolutely beautiful ad for BMW's new M3.
The edifice for the spot began with a tour of BMW's M facility in Munich, where the IdeaCity crew studied the inner workings of the M3's 4.0-liter V8. They had three complete engines shipped out to Belgium, where manifolds were cut, cylinders were shaved and lighting holes were drilled to mount special cameras, lenses and lights. After two weeks of intensive study and preparation, the team took another four, 20-hour days to film what happens inside the 420 hp mill during a single revolution. The completed spot was filmed at 10,000 frames-per-second and doesn't utilize any form of computer-generated effects.
(from Autoblog)
If You Are Going To Murder Someone, Do It In Italy
Here's three lengthy excerpts from a great Wall Street Journal story about Italy letting its criminals out of jail:
.....ROME -- Less than two years ago, Italy's prison system faced a crisis: Built to hold 43,000 inmates, it was straining to contain more than 60,000.
So the government crafted an emergency plan. It swung open the prison doors and let more than a third of the inmates go free.
Within months, bank robberies jumped by 20%. Kidnappings and fraud also rose, as did computer crime, arson and purse-snatchings. The prison population, however, fell so much that for awhile Italy had more prison guards than prisoners to guard.
.....Prison Infrastructure
The sorry state of Italy's prison infrastructure plays a role, too. Prosecutors have charged Salvatore Ferranti for being a henchman of one of Sicily's fiercest crime families. But last month he was released from the slammer and given house arrest. The reason: He was too fat. The prison system didn't have beds big enough to accommodate his 462-pound frame.
"The fact of the matter is that obesity is not compatible with prison," says Lino Buscemi, secretary of the Sicily region's Department of Prisoners' Rights in Palermo.
........Semi-Liberty Program
Cristoforo Piancone was one of the most fearsome members of the Red Brigades terrorist group which carried out numerous assassinations, kidnappings and robberies during the 1970s and '80s. Mr. Piancone was convicted of six murders and two attempted murders, and given the maximum prison sentence, according to police.
But in return for good behavior, he was placed in what is known as a "semi-liberty" program, which lets convicts leave jail during the day. So Mr. Piancone took a day job as a janitor in a school, according to police.
Last summer, flanked by an accomplice, he walked into a bank in Siena wearing a fisherman's hat and sunglasses and, armed with a pistol, held it up for €170,000, or about $267,000, according to police. He is back in prison, awaiting trial.
Neither Mr. Piancone nor a lawyer representing him could be reached for comment.
Prosecutors complain the deck is stacked against them. "Someone who commits bribery, insider trading, tax evasion, false bookkeeping, what have you, is pretty much guaranteed to go free," says Bruno Tinti, a prosecutor in Turin who wrote a book about Italy's justice system called "Toghe Rotte" or "Broken Robes." One chapter purports to outline a satirical step-by-step guide to killing your wife and mostly avoiding jail time.
Here's the logic: Once the deed is done, Mr. Tinti writes, immediately confess and provide the police with the weapon and the corpse. These steps mean that, under Italian law, there is no risk of flight or evidence-tampering, and therefore no need for pretrial custody.
Murder can carry a sentence of more than 20 years, but requesting a speedy trial automatically cuts that by a third. Arguing that your dead wife was cheating can be good for another third off. Eventually, the sentence can be reduced to 10 years -- at which point only four years will actually need to be served. (Recall that most people sentenced to six years or less don't serve the time due to community-service and other provisions.)
"This is the proof that court sentences are fiction," says Mr. Tinti.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Professor Balz
These are all quotes taken from RateMyProfessor dot com
"Favorite teacher. Gets really enthusiastic in class. Tends to ramble sometimes. Love when his class participates. Attendance isn't mandatory, but you will benefit from going. He's very goodlooking as well. I would deffinatley take a class with him again."
"good teacher, smart funny . makes class interesting. Read material and get an A. Its that simple"
"doesnt make you come to class but rewards those who do."
"Awesome young teacher, not too bad to look at either. Interesting lectures, and if you put in a semblance of effort you will do well. Highly reccommend him, gonna miss his class!"
"He was my absolute favorite teacher so far at Temple. He's extremely interesting and has this sort of cynical sarcasm about the world...but in a good way. He really makes you think and he loves when people participate. If you go to class and read the materials, the tests will be easy for you. He's very open-minded and laid back."
"I loved this teacher..I learned a lot and his lectures are sooo interesting..i'm still in his class my final is today and I wish I was still in his class. He talks alot and tends to ramble, but he loves when the class engages in his lectures. He really knows this stuff. I'm going to miss that teacher."
"He talks fast but, still makes sense. I like his teaching style and he's funny too. :P"
"Favorite teacher. Gets really enthusiastic in class. Tends to ramble sometimes. Love when his class participates. Attendance isn't mandatory, but you will benefit from going. He's very goodlooking as well. I would deffinatley take a class with him again."
"good teacher, smart funny . makes class interesting. Read material and get an A. Its that simple"
"doesnt make you come to class but rewards those who do."
"Awesome young teacher, not too bad to look at either. Interesting lectures, and if you put in a semblance of effort you will do well. Highly reccommend him, gonna miss his class!"
"He was my absolute favorite teacher so far at Temple. He's extremely interesting and has this sort of cynical sarcasm about the world...but in a good way. He really makes you think and he loves when people participate. If you go to class and read the materials, the tests will be easy for you. He's very open-minded and laid back."
"I loved this teacher..I learned a lot and his lectures are sooo interesting..i'm still in his class my final is today and I wish I was still in his class. He talks alot and tends to ramble, but he loves when the class engages in his lectures. He really knows this stuff. I'm going to miss that teacher."
"He talks fast but, still makes sense. I like his teaching style and he's funny too. :P"
Friday, April 4, 2008
Honor System
Police in Washington D.C., a city known for its honesty and integrity, will wait for residents to call THEM to set up appointments to search their homes for guns
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Public School Tales
One of my coworkers came into my room this morning and told me a funny story.
As soon as he walked in today the councilor told him that a parent and her social worker were there to see him. He goes into an office and the parent and the social worker introduce them selves. They tell him that they are there because so and so (I"m going to keep the child's name confidential.) has been complaining about what's been going on in my coworker's room. My coworker immediately asks if they are sure that they want him. They assure him that yes, they are here to talk about what's been happening in his room. To this my coworker replied that he doesn't know so and so. "He's never been in my class." The mother, the biological mother goes, "are you sure?" My coworker calmly replied that, "I think I would know, it's April!"
The mother and the social worker. They don't even know where the kid goes to school!
As soon as he walked in today the councilor told him that a parent and her social worker were there to see him. He goes into an office and the parent and the social worker introduce them selves. They tell him that they are there because so and so (I"m going to keep the child's name confidential.) has been complaining about what's been going on in my coworker's room. My coworker immediately asks if they are sure that they want him. They assure him that yes, they are here to talk about what's been happening in his room. To this my coworker replied that he doesn't know so and so. "He's never been in my class." The mother, the biological mother goes, "are you sure?" My coworker calmly replied that, "I think I would know, it's April!"
The mother and the social worker. They don't even know where the kid goes to school!
Cinder Blocks
This is one of the funniest craigslist postings i have ever seen.
"You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that?"
"You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks and give me one dollar for every block you take. How fucking hard is that?"
register to vote.
You don't have to be Republican or Democrat. There are over 150 currently active political paties in Pennsylvania. You don't even have to join any of those parties. You can make up your own party. Register to Vote. A word of advice when registering: CHECK YOUR SPELLING! You are not a registered Fascist if you spell it Facist.
For you viewing pleasure, a list of all curently active political parties in Pennsylvania:
#66 PA FOR PEROT
ADARIAN
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICAN
AMERICAN EAGLE
AMERICAN FIRST PARTY
AMERICAN HERITAGE
AMERICAN INDEPENDENT
AMERICAN INDIAN
AMERICAN LABOR
AMERICAN NAZI
AMERICAN PATRIOT
ANARCHIST
ANARCHO-COMMUNIST
ATHEIST
BI-PARTISAN
BIRTHDAY
BLUE ARMY
BULL MOOSE
CAMPBELL PARTY
CAPITALIST
CENTRIST
CHRISTIAN
CHRISTIAN COALITION
CHRISTIAN CONSERVAITIVE
CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT
CHRISTIANS FOR LIFE AND LIBERTY
CITIZEN'S
COMMUNIST
COMMUNIST PARTY USA
CONFEDERATE
CONSERVATIVE
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CONSTITUTION
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSUMER
CONSUMER'S
DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRAT
DEMOCRATIC
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST
DMCRT SOCIALIST
EVERYDAY
FACIST
FASCIST
FEDERALIST
FEMINIST MAJORITY
FREE
FREEDOM
FREEDOM SELF
FUGIFINO
GO STEELERS
GOOD NEIGHBOR
GRAND METACOSMOS
GREEN
GREEN DEMOCRAT
GREEN DEMOCRATIC
HALLOWEEN
I DON'T KNOW
INDEPENDENCE
INDEPENDENCE PARTY OF AMERICA
INDEPENDENT
INDEPENDENT DEMOCRAT
INDEPENDENT POPULIST
INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN
INDEPENDENT-COMPLETION
INDEPENT
INTERESTING
INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST
JACKASS-ONE
JEDI
JESUS
JUBILEEIAN
KEG
KINGDOM OF GOD
KNOW NOTHING
LABOR
LABORER
LAISSE-FAIRE CAPITALIST
LIBERAL
LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIAN REPUBLICAN
MANAYUNK INDEPENDENT
MARK IS GOD
MIGHT AS WELL
MODERATE
MODERATE-LIBERAL
MUTUAL
NATIONAL SOCIALIST
NATIONAL TAXPAYERS
NAT'L TAXPAYER
NATURAL LAW
NAZI
NEO-AGRARIAN
NEUTRAL
NEW ALLIANCE
NEW PATRIOT
NO AFFILIATION
NO LONGER IN USE
NO PARTY
NON-COMMITTAL
NONE
NON-PARTISAN
NOTALITARIAN
OPEN
OTHER
PA FOR PEROT
PATRIOT
PEACE AND FREEDOM
PEDESTRIAN
PEROT
POPULIST
PRESIDENT
PRINCIPALITY OF ZION
PRIVIT
PROGRESSIVE
PROHIBITION
PRO-LIFE
PROUT
PUMPKIN
PURITAN
RAINBOW
REFORM
REFORMED
REPRESENTATIVE
REPRESENTITIVENESS
REPUBLICAN
RIGHT TO LIFE
S.Q.U.I.D.
SKYHOOK
SMUCK
SOCIAL DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST
SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST LABOR
SOCIALIST PARTY USA
SOCIALIST PROGRESSIVE
SOCIALIST WORKERS
SPLIT PARTY
SQUIRREL REFORM
SWP
TAXPAYERS
THE PARTY OF JAY
U.S. SOCIALIST
UNCERTAIN
UNDECIDED
UNITARIAN
UNITED PEOPLES
UNITED WE STAND
UNKNOWN
US LABOR
US TAXPAYERS
UWSA
VETERAN'S PARTY OF AMERICA
VOTE
WHIG
WILD
WORKERS PARTY
For you viewing pleasure, a list of all curently active political parties in Pennsylvania:
#66 PA FOR PEROT
ADARIAN
AMERICA FIRST
AMERICAN
AMERICAN EAGLE
AMERICAN FIRST PARTY
AMERICAN HERITAGE
AMERICAN INDEPENDENT
AMERICAN INDIAN
AMERICAN LABOR
AMERICAN NAZI
AMERICAN PATRIOT
ANARCHIST
ANARCHO-COMMUNIST
ATHEIST
BI-PARTISAN
BIRTHDAY
BLUE ARMY
BULL MOOSE
CAMPBELL PARTY
CAPITALIST
CENTRIST
CHRISTIAN
CHRISTIAN COALITION
CHRISTIAN CONSERVAITIVE
CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT
CHRISTIANS FOR LIFE AND LIBERTY
CITIZEN'S
COMMUNIST
COMMUNIST PARTY USA
CONFEDERATE
CONSERVATIVE
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CONSTITUTION
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSUMER
CONSUMER'S
DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRAT
DEMOCRATIC
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST
DMCRT SOCIALIST
EVERYDAY
FACIST
FASCIST
FEDERALIST
FEMINIST MAJORITY
FREE
FREEDOM
FREEDOM SELF
FUGIFINO
GO STEELERS
GOOD NEIGHBOR
GRAND METACOSMOS
GREEN
GREEN DEMOCRAT
GREEN DEMOCRATIC
HALLOWEEN
I DON'T KNOW
INDEPENDENCE
INDEPENDENCE PARTY OF AMERICA
INDEPENDENT
INDEPENDENT DEMOCRAT
INDEPENDENT POPULIST
INDEPENDENT REPUBLICAN
INDEPENDENT-COMPLETION
INDEPENT
INTERESTING
INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST
JACKASS-ONE
JEDI
JESUS
JUBILEEIAN
KEG
KINGDOM OF GOD
KNOW NOTHING
LABOR
LABORER
LAISSE-FAIRE CAPITALIST
LIBERAL
LIBERTARIAN
LIBERTARIAN REPUBLICAN
MANAYUNK INDEPENDENT
MARK IS GOD
MIGHT AS WELL
MODERATE
MODERATE-LIBERAL
MUTUAL
NATIONAL SOCIALIST
NATIONAL TAXPAYERS
NAT'L TAXPAYER
NATURAL LAW
NAZI
NEO-AGRARIAN
NEUTRAL
NEW ALLIANCE
NEW PATRIOT
NO AFFILIATION
NO LONGER IN USE
NO PARTY
NON-COMMITTAL
NONE
NON-PARTISAN
NOTALITARIAN
OPEN
OTHER
PA FOR PEROT
PATRIOT
PEACE AND FREEDOM
PEDESTRIAN
PEROT
POPULIST
PRESIDENT
PRINCIPALITY OF ZION
PRIVIT
PROGRESSIVE
PROHIBITION
PRO-LIFE
PROUT
PUMPKIN
PURITAN
RAINBOW
REFORM
REFORMED
REPRESENTATIVE
REPRESENTITIVENESS
REPUBLICAN
RIGHT TO LIFE
S.Q.U.I.D.
SKYHOOK
SMUCK
SOCIAL DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST
SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT
SOCIALIST LABOR
SOCIALIST PARTY USA
SOCIALIST PROGRESSIVE
SOCIALIST WORKERS
SPLIT PARTY
SQUIRREL REFORM
SWP
TAXPAYERS
THE PARTY OF JAY
U.S. SOCIALIST
UNCERTAIN
UNDECIDED
UNITARIAN
UNITED PEOPLES
UNITED WE STAND
UNKNOWN
US LABOR
US TAXPAYERS
UWSA
VETERAN'S PARTY OF AMERICA
VOTE
WHIG
WILD
WORKERS PARTY
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Sausage Surgery
"Hello Doctors, today we are going to be removing the appendix of this very beautiful young woman, any comments?"
"Well, Doctor, I say we go in through the vagina."
"I second that"
Appendix Removed Through Vagina: U.S. First
Brannon John--Subway Vandal
I remember a time when Brannon was the butt of all jokes. His thick skin and unfortunate choice of friends--Ben, Gary--made him an easy target. That seems to have passed. He's just the Little Guy now. A wizened business executive that flosses with hundred dollar bills.
However, when he was just a grease monkey at Switch, he was once perusing a Girls of UD calender. He was unimpressed. He said of one young lady, "She's all...sucks...looking." A classic moment in the collective lives of every loser in Delaware. Well, it appears that Brannon is back at it, striking the "I Hate Sarah Marshall" posters in New York's subway, writing "Sarah Marshall is sucks!"
Luckily Brannon won't know I've outed him. He told me at his Christmas party, "I don't even know how to look at [the blog]."
However, when he was just a grease monkey at Switch, he was once perusing a Girls of UD calender. He was unimpressed. He said of one young lady, "She's all...sucks...looking." A classic moment in the collective lives of every loser in Delaware. Well, it appears that Brannon is back at it, striking the "I Hate Sarah Marshall" posters in New York's subway, writing "Sarah Marshall is sucks!"
Luckily Brannon won't know I've outed him. He told me at his Christmas party, "I don't even know how to look at [the blog]."
Air Bear
Joshua Allen Harris makes animals out of garbage bags and then ties them to NY City subway grates, so that when the train passes the bags inflate. THis one is of a bear. Its pretty cool looking.
The Roots!
Yes please I need this right now...
Both directed by Rick Cordero...
Quest Love cracks me up in this...
This cut is my favorite...
Both directed by Rick Cordero...
Quest Love cracks me up in this...
This cut is my favorite...
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